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and works in Dubai; born in England I have since lived in Canada, Hong
Kong, Singapore and Bangkok.
I am very
happily married to Tai.
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28 February 2009
As
rain comes to San Francisco this evening it is time to get away - but only
as far as freezing cold New York.
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We spent the day on a bus tour of Napa Valley. Three vineyards and a very
good lunch in Sonoma. We jumped off the tour bus at Golden Gate bridge and
walked on the bridge.
It opened on 27 May 1937 - so it is exactly 20 years
older than me.
Depressing statistic - 3,000 people have tried to
commit suicide from the bridge - only 18 have survived the jump and the
water.
27 February 2009
Midnight - and someone is playing the star
bangled banner on the trumpet outside the hotel!
I dont feel safe in this city - had to go for a walk
about 10pm to find some food to bring back to the hotel.
Outside every restaurant, convenience and fast food
store there are street people asking for money - some peacefully; some
aggressively.
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Had a nice lunch today at the Poggio Trattoria in Sausalito. Highly
recommended for the food, service and location.
************************** It is a bit cool in San Francisco - but the sun is shining and this is
a nice city to explore. Some good exercise as well as we hike up and down
the hills.
It is good to get away from Vegas. I do not like
that city.
The casinos are depressing. They are also the only
indoor venues that continue to allow smoking and the smoke gets everywhere
- especially into the surrounding bars and restaurants.
The casinos also look old - dark - dreary. They are
timeless in the worst possible way.
We stayed at the Signature - by MGM. A non gambling,
non smoking three tower block of apartments attached to the MGM by a
walkway. Large suites rather than standard rooms and very comfortable.
Shame about the daft resort fee that is charged in addition to the room
cost.
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It was Tai's birthday yesterday ! Dinner at Mona
Lisa in North Beach (San Francisco's Little Italy) in the evening - after
her three hour pre dinner sleep !!!
And Dim Sum in Chinatown in the morning.
25 February 2009
Yesterday was a day of Vegas extremes. A morning
drive to Red Rock Canyon - on a cool sunny morning this was a back to
nature escape from Vegas.
And then the quite depressing Zumanity in the
evening - which was a reminder of all that is bad about Vegas - the wish
to extract every last dollar from visitors for the minimal of effort,
thought or entertainment value.
24 February 2009
We drove and walked around Vegas yesterday - and had
planned to go out.
But we were asleep by 6pm. And someone did not set
the alarm properly!! It will go off at 8.30am instead! Next thing I knew
it was 10.30pm and after that it was 2.15am! So up again at 4.30am ! And
no night out and no dinner !
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A few Vegas pics:
23 February 2009
Wish I could sleep. Yesterday I was up at 4am - and
got through the day until about 10.30pm - but then woke at 1.30am - and
have been awake since !
Am hungry too. Tai fell asleep at 8.00pm while
watching the Oscars - saved having to listen to Kate Winslet gushing !
Better than her Golden Globes acceptance speech!
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22 February 2009
Two days of grey sky and showers in California. And
now we are in Las Vegas....and it is cold and grey here!
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Tai and I saw Blue Rodeo in concert at the Lobero Theatre in Santa Barbara
last night.
Jim Cuddy summed up the place and the audience in
one sentence as the band emerged for its encore:
"My! what nice people you all are; if we could
afford to, we would move here!"
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Santa Barbara is nice; prosperous; very white; probably quite socially
liberal but enjoying the conservatism of the wealthy.
A retirement home for prosperous greying hippies -
that's Santa Barbara!
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And it may also be proof that the high street is not dead. State Street
downtown is a long walk of restaurants, cafes, major stores, high street
and designer names and local stores.
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Not quite sure about the concert. The band as always are technically
sound. They have (after 22 years) a great songbook to choose from. But
either they chose not to, or found it hard to, engage the audience.
It was mainly a middle aged local audience; many of
whom attend a whole series of concerts of which this was a part. So many
would not have been familiar with Blue Rodeo. Bums remained firmly
in seats. No one told the audience that they could stand and dance or sing
or even clap along!
The concert finished with a strong encore supported
by Tim Easton of Lost Together.
Highlights - Cynthia, Bad Timing, 5 Days in May,
Trust Yourself, Hasn't Hit me Yet.
The first concert review on the Blue Rodeo web site:
"Whoa, Blue Rodeo, you guys took me way back
to your few other shows I've been to: Oakville in the 80s, Jock Hardy area
at Queen's in the 90s, Central Park for Canada a few years ago. This
was hands down the tightest, best performance I've seen. Fitting the
locale, you guys have aged like a fine California wine. So much I could
say, but one way to summarize is that you guys are consummate pros.
How lucky we were to see you in little Santa Barbara. Hope the dead crowd
wont keep you from coming back -- we few punchy Canadians were outnumbered
by the greying hippies (including the sound sleeper in the front row), but
hopefully we overcame them with our sing alongs and calls. Thank you
thank you thank you."
Actually Tai was asleep for a while as well - jet
lag !!!! She enjoyed the concert - I think!
21 February 2009
I would have made a dreadful flight attendant. I am
not patient enough.
And jet lag kills me. It is 3.20 and I am sitting on
the bathroom floor in our Santa Barbara hotel typing this. Have been wide
awake since 12.15am ! After about 4 hours deep sleep.
The flight from Dubai to Los Angeles is just under
16 hours!. Only middle seats were available; the flight was about 95%
full.
Then we picked up a car in LAX and drive to Venice
Beach; then up the Pacific Coastal Highway - slow after a bad accident;
and then to Santa Barbara. I had not slept on the plane and with a 12 hour
time difference driving was hard !
We arrived at the hotel about 7pm - about 25 hours
after leaving home in Dubai!
Emirates new 777-200LR's have the latest widescreen
ICE system. This month includes all 13 episodes from the first series of
MadMen.
18 February 2009
Strange day.
16 February 2009
There will be a fall-out from the Dubai ban on
Israeli tennis player Shahar Peer.
Part of the problem was that it was only at the
final hour that the authorities denied her the visa; so all the other
players were gathering in Dubai and it would be impossible to alter the
tournament arrangements or for other players to take any action of their
own.
The New York Times writes today : "Just like
that, the glitter and promise of Dubai as an emerging international sports
center evaporated into the cool desert night" and
concludes that "Tennis should finish its business in the gulf this
month, and say bye-bye, Dubai."
15 February 2009
This is just brilliant - from the 20/20 test in
between Australia and New Zealand this morning! Watch !
Update - sadly you cant watch it as YouTube had to
remove it after a copyright claim by Cricket Australia. Stupid really - it
is action like this that can sell people on going to watch cricket!
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There are certain songs that always stay in your mind and that stir
memories when you hear them....I was driving to the airport last night to
collect Tai and the radio station played Kate Bush's Wuthering Heights. I
had not heard that for a long time.
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It was good to go back to HKG. I do miss the city. Some of the new
reclamation is damaging the downtown environment. The old Star Ferry
terminus is gone for a hue reclamation and development work. Maybe just a
little too much of old Hong Kong is gone. One of the lessons of the trip
was the importance of recalling the good from the past. But if the past
has gone; then it is harder to bring back the memories.
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Tai made it back in 16 hours from LAX - that is a very, very long flight.
She had some sleep in the flight - so my Valentine's Dinner cooking did
not go waste - some scallops; some fresh salmon; a bottle of wine and a
candlelit dinner. Who needs to go out?
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By the time I fell asleep I had been awake for about 40 hours. Had not
slept on the plane or at home. But then slept well.
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Is there a family feud in Dubai? - Press TV in Iran certainly seems to
think so: http://www.presstv.ir/
Interesting story - doubt that will run in the local
papers.
14 February 2009
Virgin Atlantic is 25 years old. I remember flying
on their first 747 - Maiden Voyager - as she flew from Gatwick to NewYork
- that was in 1985 when I joined Reuters !
And this is one of their celebratory ads. Look out
for 25 year old mobile phones and some dodgy haircuts. And the music is a
spin off from Frankie goes to Hollywood - relax. Which most people assumed
was a song about how to give a b**w job !
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Happy Valentines Day !
Always out to make a buck - the Hong Kong
restaurants were doing Valentines Dinner on two nights - both the 13th and
the 14th !! Creative?
Alex and I were in Pizza Express at Stanley - and
they offered my 11 year old boy and I the special Valentine menu?????
We settled for the Peking Duck pizza. Good.
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Am now back in Dubai after a long overnight haul
from Hong Kong.
12 February 2009
I had forgotten how humid Hong Kong can be - even at
midnight.
It is so nice to be able to walk out of the building
I am staying in and simply go for a walk - to the 7/11 or over to Victoria
Park. I cant do this in Dubai and it is one of the most depressing things
about the buildings that Tai and I stay in.
Had a nice dinner at the Peak Cafe with Alex. He is
good company and had lots to chat about.
There are some pictures already on my facebook
profile.
Hong Kong evolves more than it changes. The basic
infrastructure does not change. Stores change. Restaurants change. There
is some more reclamation. The old star ferry terminal has been demolished.
That is sad.
But there is no change in the buzz, energy, smells,
strange fashions, elderly garbage collectors, late night openings, street
foods, late night noodles, clanking trams for HK$2 a ride, chattering
mobiles, 24hr 7-11s on every street....I still feel like I am at home when
I am here.
11 February 2009
Tai and I flew East and West today; I am on the way
to Hong Kong and Tai had a 16 hour and 15 minute non stop to Los Angeles.
That is a tough flight.
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I wonder just how bad the Dubai economy is. I had a
fairly depressing meeting with a recruiter yesterday. Yes there are still
some people recruiting; but the overwhelming trend is of further
redundancies.
And Emirates is something of a bellweather for the
state of the economy. And Emirates has suspended both recruiting and crew
upgrade courses and has not said when recruitment will start again. Times
are tough.
9 February 2009
A job well done - Capt Sullenberger earlier today:
"I needed the wings exactly level at touchdown. I needed to make
the rate of descent survivable. I needed to touch down at a nose-up
attitude. And I needed to touch down just above our minimum flying speed.
And all those needed to occur simultaneously."
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Tai and I went to explore the Walk at Jumeirah Beach
Residences. On a cool evening this is a nice place to stroll. Lots of
cafes and restaurants with outside seating.
But I wonder whether the same crowds will be there
in mid summer when an air conditioned mall is so much more appealing.
A blast from the past ! They dont make them like
this anymore !
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Had a nice day out yesterday with Tai and some of
her Emirates friends - we drove over to the Sandy Bay hotel at Fujairah.
The aptly named Snoopy Island is just off shore -
and the resort has a nice sandy beach. Beware of some washed up garbage
and the occasional broken glass - sadly. But it is better than most other
UAE beaches.
Food from the restaurant is nothing special. But we
sat outside on the terrace looking over the ocean and it was very
pleasant.
An easy drive - with the usual stop at the Masafi
market. There are some pictures already on Facebook and I will put some
onto this site soon.
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How does the England cricket side get bowled out for
51 against the West Indies, one of the weakest test sides. Feeble.
From the Guardian: "England have recorded the
third-lowest score in their Test history. It is nothing short of abject
humiliation, probably their most embarrassing defeat since they were
bowled out twice in double figures in Christchurch in 1983-84."
My theory - bring the whole team home and send out a
new squad of cricketers that want to play for England rather than spend
their time talking to their agents about their IPL fees.
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Dual pricing is all the rage in
Thailand - and even applies to police fines for exactly the same alleged
crime.
The today page mentions the group
caught in the act this week in a Bangkok hotel. The cosmopolitan
'swingers' from the USA, Australia, France, China, India, Bangladesh, and
Sri Lanka, namely 13 foreign men and three foreign women had to pay pay Bt
500-1000 each for the inconvenience while the seven Thai women paid a mere
Bt200.
A spoof from New Zealand on the joys of low cost air
travel. Reminds me of trying to get back from Thailand on Thai Air Asia;
currently my least favorite airline. No they never did reply to my letter.
But this "tongue-in-cheek" advertising campaign
created by Air New Zealand lampooning budget carriers has been labelled a
waste of taxpayers' money by opposition airlines.
Air New Zealand has confirmed it is behind the website, www.saverjet.com,
a fictitious airline which charges customers to place feedback, has
unavailable flights and charges hidden fees.
A friend of ours confessed today to
having seen Mr. Thaksin two times in the mall of the Emirates with family
members. She is too polite to say hallo. I want her to invite him for
dinner....there is a lot to ask him
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Pakistan and Australia have reportedly
agreed to play five one-dayers and a Twenty20 game in the UAE in April and
May.
Australia pulled out of their scheduled Test and one-day tour to Pakistan
last year due to security concerns but the limited over series will now be
played in Abu Dhabi and Dubai, the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB) chairman
Ejaz Butt said in comments published by UAE daily The National on
Thursday.
4 February 2009
Facebook is 5 years old today.
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Tai is on her way to Manchester. Brrrr.
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The International Press Institute has produced its
2008 Press Freedom Review.
This is the link to the Thailand page. It does not make for good
reading.....
1 February 2009
Given the huge sums now at stake the wider use of
technology in football is inevitable and necessary. It will slow the game
down but it is needed so that bad decisions can be over-ruled by tv
review.
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19 year old Northern Ireland golfer Rory McIlroy won
the Dubai Desert Classic. A tense finish for his first tournament win. He
has great talent - and is already being built up as the new Tiger Woods.
He is also sponsored by Jumeirah so it was a bit of a win for the home
team.
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Are EK slowing recruitment? The BKK
February recruitment has been cancelled.
ANNOUCEMENT “The cancellation of EMIRATES open day” We regret to announce that the EMIRATES
open day on February 1st, 2009 was cancelled. The next campaign will be on April or May
2009. We will inform you again via website for
further information.
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My late night entertainment - film did not start on
TCM until 2am ! So much fun to see how we used to fly !
There are so many continuity and plot problems in
this film - worse than that - just big mistakes ! My favourite - after
going through prolonged labor during which her makeup smears and her hair
becomes matted, a woman who has just given birth
minutes before during a hijacking leaves the
plane flawlessly made up and with her hair perfectly styled.
The flight attendant walks off carrying the new borne!
As for the Russian fighters - they are American
Sabres!
31 January 2009
Tai is on her way to Nice. That must be nice for
her. Somewhere new and by the sea.
I was planning to go but am not quite well enough to
sit on another airplane for 7 hours.
So the best I can do is look at the
Nice webcam. It is 12C and
overcast.
Very very quiet in Dubai. Even went back to be this
morning to catch up on some sleep !
30 January 2009
Very foggy in Dubai at 5am so we diverted to Muscat
- after a high powered go-around in Dubai. Just over two hours on the
plane in Muscat before we could head back to Dubai.
The flight was pretty grim - the large chap next to
be should have booked his seat and mine.
It is easy to see why people get upset on an
airplane. Cramped and confined to a middle seat with Tai trying to sleep
on one side of me and the guy invading my space on the other side. The
seat in front reclines and that feeling of claustrophobia is real.
There were problems on this flight - with passengers
yelling at eachother about reclining seats. The crew were having a tough
time. One (typical isnt it?) English guy vented at the purser while we
were on the ground in Muscat. He was upset with everything from the woman
in front putting her seat back, to the diversion, to no legroom. But his
language and behaviour were those of a thug who drank to much. I would
have thrown him off the flight. The purser put up with some appalling
language.
My suspicion is that some of the EK pursers are
concerned of being reported by the passengers and then not being supported
by EK management. I hope I am wrong.
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Miss Bam is the first of Tai's group of friends to
graduate as first class crew - only 27 months after joining Emirates.
Impressively fast promotion. My forecast - she will go onto SFS and
Purser.
29 January 2009
Sad to see that the Japanese have
started using capital punishment with enthusiasm.
Today’s executions bring to six the number of inmates hanged since Prime
Minister Taro Aso took office on September 24. Six too
many.
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Anyone want to know
how my week has been:
Lets start with what
I hope is a joke ! A proctologist just finished examining a
patient and said "good
bye Mr. Smith, see you next week". The
nurse walks in a few minuteslater and has a
form for the Proctologist to sign.
The nurse sees that he is trying to write with his rectal thermometer
and informs the doctor of his mistake. He exclaims "darn, some
asshole stole my pen!"
Thanks Dennis!
Proctologists I was reminded have been the butt of
many jokes.
The week has been a bit of a bummer; lots of
standing around; sitting is not good; nor is something that rhymes with
sitting come to think of it!
And enough antibiotics to mean no booze; not even a
glass of wine!
26 January 2009
Arrived in Bangkok today thanks to Cathay Pacific
750 from Dubai via Mumbai.
There was something nostalgic about flying CX and on
this route. I have not flown CX since APR visits to Vancouver ended in
2006.
But I used to fly on 751/750 regularly from HKG to
Mumbai back in the mid 1990s.
Cathay is still one of the better airlines; but the
signs of cost cutting are there.
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There is a damning analysis of the Abhisit
government
here.
A short extract:
"The catastrophic, shameful performance of
Mr. Abhisit’s cabinet has rendered it clear to anyone paying attention
that the cries for a cleaner, more honest government that accompanied his
rise to power were a fraud. To be sure, Thaksin Shinawatra’s government
had an abominable human rights record. But, unlike Mr. Abhisit, Thaksin
came to power through legitimate means, not by trampling all over whatever
was left of the country’s democracy. Unlike Mr. Abhisit, Thaksin’s power
was grounded in a decisive popular mandate, not the commands of a tiny,
unaccountable elite wielding enormous extra-legal power. And, for all his
faults, Thaksin never was the groveling, slobbering bootlicker the new
Prime Minister has shown himself to be. So what was the point of all this,
if not merely to substitute the will of the weak and dispossessed for that
of the rich and the powerful?"
The article concludes that : "Now more
transparently than ever, Abhisit is nothing more than the handsome face of
a loathsome dictatorial regime."
You wont find this sort of analysis in the fawning
Thai media but it is good to know that there are still loud voices who
recognise right and wrong.
25 January 2009
A rare
visit to Terminal 1. I have not been here since Emirate moved to
their new terminal.
Terminal 1 is now used by the rest ! All the planes
that would have previously been on a remote stand.
We have a Cathay Pacific 747 taking us to Mumbai and
Bangkok tonight. There is a Delta flight heading to Atlanta and United to
Chicago. KLM just landed from Amsterdam; a collection of GCC, India and
Pakistan flights and some more exotic destinations such as Astana and
Almaty.
24 January 2009
Bad day. After a good week and a good trip to the UK
there is tension in the air back in Dubai. Tai has now gone to Bangkok;
but the distance feels greater than a 6 hour flight.
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Its 1.00am in Dubai - back in Danville California -
US Air Captain Sullenberger is being honoured in his hometown. Sky News is
showing the ceremony live; CNN is not.
Danville is a small town !! Captain Sullenberger
looks like he would be happier in uniform. Guess he is still not flying
while the NTSB completes its investigations. They recovered the second of
the engines from the Hudson earlier today.
There are a lot of white folks in Danville !! Among
the awards - the captain is now an honorary Danville police officer! How
about an exemption from all future speeding tickets and parking fines !!
40 minutes of thanks and praise - and our captain is
introduced; his very brief statement was a thank you to an experienced
crew and that they were simply doing the job that we were trained to do. A
couple of sentences and a 30 second speech. The investigation is ongoing
so I guess there are some things that he cannot say.
22 January 2009
It is my Mum's birthday today ! Happy birthday !!
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It has been a fun couple of days. Tai and I met at
her hotel in Birmingham and went out to visit Bournville and see my old
home, and follow my walk to my primary school, and wander past the Cadbury
factory.
The folks at the Cadbury visitor office were very
welcoming. Everyone who worked with my Dad would have retired by now. But
the place really was how I remembered it. Albeit it feels smaller now.
Much of Birmingham has been rebuilt. Huge inner city
development. And much of it has been well done. The new Bull Ring Mall is
not so new - it is 10 years old now - but feels modern.
And the new Mailbox complex is well done. Old canal
side warehouses converted into stores, canal side restaurants, bars and
apartments and also the new home of BBC Birmingham. we had a nice dinner
at the Spanish restaurant there. The walk home in cold driving rain was
bracing and a good reminder of how bleak England can be!
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Nice crew looking after us back to Dubai tonight.
Tai is working away in Business Class. And has a special guest to look
after. The CEO of the Emirates Group, Tim Clark.
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On the how bad are things picture - Microsoft
announced 5,000 job cuts - including 1,400 immediately.
21 January 2009
Something different. A Virgin Train. It has been a
very long time since I last took a train from London to Birmingham!
The trains are nicer now. Modern fittings. Power
sockets. Quicker than they used to be as well. Train is too hot!
Just heading past the new Wembley stadium. Wow - it
is so different! To be honest - it looks out of place - surrounded by all
the red-tiled homes of suburbia.
Just stopped at Watford Junction - that's a bit
strange when the first stop is supposed to be Coventry!
The sun is shining today. Still very cold! England
looks nice under a winter sun.
Just gone through Hemel Hempstead! Redbourn is
nearby.
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I had a good long walk around London yesterday. From
Gloucester Rd to South Kensington, to the Victoria and Albert and the
Science Museums. Across Kensington Gardens to Lancaster Gate. Subway to
Bond Street; walk along Oxford Street and Regent Street through Piccadilly
to the Trafalgar Square and the National Portrait Gallery. And back on the
subway through Knightsbridge.
Nothing really changes much! The store names may
change. The infrastructure changes very little.
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If the earth moved for you last night you can call
it "hope sex." This is a wave of excitable shagging apparently triggered
by the breathless anticipation of better times ahead.
I guess this makes up for 9/11 - when the increased
in sexual activity was armageddon or apocalypse sex.
Hope sex has been in vogue in America since election
day last year. Colleagues, exes, even spouses have all been enjoying this
near revolution. It is helped by the fact that the Obamas are a good
looking couple that are clearly into eachother.
The UK equivalent at the moment is "no-hope sex."
This is recession sex. People cannot afford to go out. So they stay in and
make do with what they have. But no fantasising about the Browns will help
!
20 January 2009
OBAMA DAY !
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With all the bad news from Thailand it is good to
see that the advertisers have kept their sense of humour!
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Obama is a smoker!
Guess he will have to keep popping out of the West
Wing for a quick smoke.
So much for the sportsman image !
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Tai has been delayed in Calcutta for over 24 hours
as their plane developed a hydraulics problem. So she may not be home in
time to come to Birmingham tomorrow - which would make my visit here
rather useless as we were going to explore Birmingham and Bournville
tomorrow afternoon!
19 January 2009
On Saturday, President-elect Barack Obama personally invited the
Sullenbergers -- and the plane's entire crew -- to come to Washington for
the inauguration -- and to fly aboard Air Force One sometime.
Sully Sullenberger was the US AIrways captain who
put his stricken Airbus safely onto the Hudson River.
America loves heroes. And right now - with financial
meltdown and massive job losses - Mr. Sullenberger is a real hero.
I hope he accepts the invitation. It will be a
massive celebration and what a great reward - to be in the front row of
history.
The five crew members are: Chesley "Sully"
Sullenberger, first officer and co-pilot Jeff Skiles, and flight
attendants Sheila Dail, Doreen Welsh and Donna Dent.
18 January 2009
Tai is in Calcutta for the night - which reminds me
of my Dad taking my Mum as a special treat many many years ago to see the
stage show Oh Calcutta in London.
My Dad was a great man but knew little about the
theatre - he was also rather conservative and had not realised that Oh
Calcutta was a naked review managed by the porn impresario Paul
Raymond.
They walked out at the interval and headed home. I
think my Dad was expecting A Passage to India !
17 January 2009
The Hudson River looked a bit different in 1939:
this Canadian Colonial Airways passenger plane
is flying over the George Washington Bridge as it flies up the
Hudson River on route to Montreal, Canada.
Sexual intercourse takes place about 2,778
times around the world every 5 seconds.
They also noted that : human sperm has more
than 30 ingredients. These include fructose, ascorbic acid, cholesterol,
citric acid, nitrogen, vitamin B12 and a whole lot of salt and enzymes:
and that the country where the most oral sex is performed is
Austria.
Apparently three out of four men fantasise
about their work colleagues (guess they never met my
old work colleagues!!!).
In an international survey Germans ranked as the
worst lovers in the world becuase they only think about their own pleasure
in bed. Also not too popular were Turks (too sweaty), Swedes (too quick),
Dutch (too rough), Americans (too dominating), British (too fat) and
Russians (too hairy). The winners, again, were the Italians.
Finally and grossly men average 7,200 orgasms in
their live (of which 2,000 are self induced) and if one takes into
consideration that the average ejaculation produces between one and two
teaspoons of sperm, 7,200 ejaculations will give
you 53 litres of sperm. Yuck !
And with a nod to my friends at Emirates - 19
percent of Germans think female flight attendants
are hot.
And for the new sensitive male - men who help
with housework have better sex.
16 January 2009
As a wise friend rightly pointed out there are
certain advantages in traveling first class....so before the travel budget
gets cut too much consider this pic from today's USAir Hudson River
landing !
And if you cant fly first class do at least watch
the safety video.
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Michael Palin is right - "Times are
hard, but we must resist the temptation to stay at home, pull up the
drawbridge and look after number one. The economic crisis, this time
around, is global. And to understand it we need, more than ever, to keep
in touch with the rest of the world, to see how others are coping and
hopefully to learn something along the way." From his
latest newsletter ! And the best travelers are curious, they
listen, learn, and write about
a love of the world clearly and with feeling.
Eating helps !
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Next week's plans include a 24 hour trip to
Birmingham to show Tai where I lived for the first ten years of my life -
and a walk down Beech Road to my old primary school !
And with the joys of the internet you can see it all
here - it must have been a lovely summer day when they took the picture as
you can see the cricketers gathered on teh Cadbury pitch!
Amazing that the Rowheath playing field has been
largely preserved - I thought that would be covered in houses by now!
15 January 2009
Tai and I were out with two of our Emirates friends
a couple of nights ago.
The were telling us about their New Year's Eve visit
to London where they went to join the festivities in Trafalgar Square.
This should be a happy and fun time.
But for girls traveling together it appears to be
threatening and dangerous.
Both reported that groups of men would be walking
around trying to molest any girl they could get there hands on - including
grabbing their breasts. When they protested and shouted to them to stop -
they were told relax, have fun, its the New Year.
I am sorry - but assault is assault whatever time
and date it takes place.
I feel bad for our friends; the crowds are too big
to be effectively policed.
But New Year's Eve is not an excuse to break all the
rules of decency and respectful behaviour.
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Another sad event in Thailand - but bizarre really.
Thai trains do not speed. They crawl. So how the driver and the students
did not see the train coming is a mystery.
"even students were killed and many others
were injured when their vehicle was cut into two by a speeding train
Wednesday afternoon.
Police said the accident happened at 4 pm at the train crossing in Ban
Nong Saeng village in Tambon Lamplaimas of Buri Ram's Lamplaimas distirct.
Police said the truck, which was modified into a student vehicle, was cut
into two parts by the Bangkok-Si Sa Ket train."
13 January 2009
Dubai does have a role model for much that it has
done - the role model - and competitor is called Singapore. The city
state's population was 1.6 million in 1960 and
has grown to 4.8 million, giving it one of the world's highest population
densities. Planners project a further 40 percent growth by midcentury, to
6.5 million.
To make more space, neighborhoods are razed, landmarks are sacrificed
and cemeteries - an inefficient use of land - are cleared away, the buried
remains cremated and placed in vaults.
In its most ambitious development project, Singapore has simply made
itself bigger. In 1957 its land area was 581 square kilometers, or 224
square miles. Since then vast amounts of landfill, dumped into the sea,
have expanded it by more than one-third, to 775 square kilometers.
11 January 2009
For my Toronto readers or anyone flying there in the
next week here is a must attend event:
War
Child Canada is excited to announce another exceptional night of music, An Evening with Jim Cuddy and Greg Keelor of Blue Rodeo, which
will take place at The Dakota Tavern in Toronto on Tuesday, January 20,
2009. This special night will be the third Dakota Nights for War
Child benefit, a unique monthly concert series featuring very
intimate performances by celebrated artists, hosted by The Dakota Tavern
and War Child Canada. All proceeds from these events will go to support
War Child Canada, a registered charity that provides humanitarian
assistance to war-affected children in some of the most devastated regions
of the world. Tickets for An Evening with Jim Cuddy and Greg Keelor
are $50 and can be purchased at the door on the night of the show
Go. You wont be
disappointed.
10 January 2009
Tai is off to Munich today - where it
is currently -15C. A little bit cool !
Meanwhile the Australia vs South
Africa 20-20 cricket match is on TV - and the Australians in yellow with
KFC emblazoned on their shirts look like chickens ! David Warner - where
did he come from. Great entertainment!
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Wish Ryan Giggs had been born English
not Welsh.
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Me - headache all day. Feeling a bit
down at the moment. Need inspiration!
9 January 2009
A Friday in the Souk Al Bahar, the new Italian
restuarant is busy and should do well, the Dubai Mall and a visit to the
beach for the sunset.
Not much happening at the moment. A bit immobilised
still from my ski damage !
6 January 2009
Becks made his AC Milan debut tonight in Dubai and
Milan and SV Hamburg drew 1-1 with Milan winning 5-4 on penalties. Becks
played the first 45 minutes before being substituted by Flamini.
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Not very project in the middle east is on hold - this one could be
spectacular: Construction of the
world’s longest marine causeway, which will link Bahrain and Qatar, is due
to start in 2009, the Bahrain Economic Development Board (EDB) said on
Sunday.
Considered one the most important infrastructure projects in the region,
the $3 billion project will take four years to complete and the bridge
will consist of more than 40km of twin carriageway running across 22km of
viaducts over the sea and 18km of embankments.
Dubbed as the ‘Friendship Causeway’, this is expected to reduce the
current travelling time from to Qatar to Bahrain from four and half hours
to just 30 minutes.
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5 January 2009
A hand-cutting blanket that has been mode in Korea
(sic) - sounds like the sort of gift you would not want !
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I don't often give out cooking tips - but this one
matters - and is for the aspiring thai food chefs !
After you have chopped up the chillies into really
small pieces you really must give your hands a thorough, really thorough,
wash. Cos if you don't, and you then touch some of the more sensitive
parts of your anatomy, you will be in some discomfort. Not from personal
experience this evening, of course !
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The Daily Star newspaper web site is blocked in
Dubai - but The Sun's web site is not. Strange. So I cant read the Star's
story about Becks and Posh getting an apartment in the Burj Dubai. A bit
too close to Executive Towers. There goes the neighbourhood!
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There is no sound from my TV. Disaster.
3 January 2009
Funny what you can pick up from other sites: the
Singaporean XiaXue blog is fun to read occasionally - and on her recent
Dallas trip she was introduced to the splendidly named Twin Peaks
restaurant. There are a number of these restaurants franchised in Texas.
By all accounts they make Hooters look tame.
I doubt we will get a franchise here in Dubai.
Shame. The golf tournament looks fun!
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Interesting post on the red shirt protests and the efforts taken to ensure
these are peaceful and law abiding:
The UAE is a conservative place; and Emirates
airline largely reflects this. So the sign on the A380 shower door is a
surprise:
2 January 2009
It is so quiet today. Alex went home to HKG this
morning and Tai is away for two days in Hamburg.
And I am all alone.
Worse still, I cant go anywhere because i damaged a
calf muscle at Ski Dubai with Alex yesterday. I was distracted - and got
the skis tangled. And felt the calf muscle stretch. It is very very sore.
And just walking into the airport with alex today was very hard.
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EK were a bit of a mess at the airport this morning.
It is the first Friday of the new year; it was bound to be busy. So where
we were checking in only 5 out of 11 desks were open.
Then we had to wait at the unaccompanied minor
lounge for thirty minutes. When the girl did turn up she was sorry she
kept us waiting but she kept saying how understaffed they were.
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No one to talk with. Not much to watch on tv. No
food to eat. And cant really go out to buy anything. This is the first new
year in a while when I have felt uncertain and rather depressed about the
future. I should not be. But the reality is Tai likes her work and her
friends and can escape Dubai every time she flies. And they are her
friends. I am always aware of that when she is away.
I dont have work here. Not now. Not yet. And am
struggling with what I really want to do.
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Felt sorry for my neighbourly building labourers -
even through midnight on 31 December they were working away.
1 January 2009
A tragic start to the new year in Thailand and a
very low key start to the new year in Dubai means that this is not the
most festive on openings to a new AOB in a new year.
Indeed there is too much uncertainty right now to
feel positive about anything!
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It was a strange new year. Fireworks and outdorr
celebrations were cancelled across Dubai. There was a rolling fog off the
arabian gulf around midnight so the fireworks would not have been too
visible.
We stayed at home and played silly card games until
midnight; cooked some BBQ, some soup and some wontons; shared a nice
bottle of wine. It was a fun evening and we laughed a lot.
Maybe the Dubai authorities did us a favour.
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There were still lots of party people stumbling into
the Millennium Tower elevators. Why they felt they need to use the f***
word every other word in front of Alex (who is only 11 and still
reasonably innocent) is beyond me.