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Kong, Singapore and Bangkok.
I am very
happily married to Tai.
If you want to know
more you only need to ask!
ask.
30 April 2010
Had a nice unexpected dinner at
home last night with friends - good to sit around the table and just talk.
We dont do that often enough.
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7 Dubai metro stations opening 2pm today: Emirates, Airport
Terminal 1, Karama, Emirates Towers, Dubai Internet City, Marina and Ibn
Battuta; that makes 18 out of 29 open. But not Business Bay.
29 April 2010
The best political debates are inevitably fictional, and
this is the best: Jed Bartlet with rousing oratory, witty asides
and unfalteringly moral rectitude - isnt this the leader that we all want
!
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Interesting interview with the apparent voice of reason in the red
shirt movement. Dr. Weng
Tojirakarn.
******************************* Maybe this is why panda's rarely procreate? What does Lin Ping have
here?
Lin Ping will be one year old on May 27!
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Thailand's tourism industry is dieing again:
Britain's Foreign Office
has warned citizens to avoid all but essential travel to Thailand
because of "increasing tension" in the country and because of a risk "that
violence could break out without warning".
28 April 2010
Well that's it then - the election all but decided as the Mail
breathlessly reports a - "Coup for Tories as knife victim's sister, former
EastEnders actress Brooke Kinsella, backs Cameron."
Err - Who ?
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Even the vegetables are in danger: The Nation is reporting that: "TNN 24
reported that a vegetable was injured by a stray bullet while driving his
pick-up truck to the Thai Market."
They mean a vegetable vendor - but it is a surreal mistake ! Unless it was
a tomato.
27 April 2010
A UFO
over Dubai - hard to imagine why aliens want to come to Dubai - maybe
they want to see if there is any progress on their off plan Dubai property
purchases.
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There are some interesting recent posts at
New Mandala on the
crisis in Thailand. “The deep political crisis within the Royal Thai Army
officer corps” (27 April), and “The betrayal of human rights mandarins”
(26 April). The latter takes up some of the issues related to human rights
agencies operating in Thailand, noting their poor track record.
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Now we know why the Emirates A380 planes have a shower on board - because
the crew cannot shower at home.
The National is reporting that hundreds of Emirates airline employees
in staff accommodation at Dubai Silicon Oasis have been without water for
more than 24 hours.
Residents of Semmer Villas – used by Emirates to house employees including
pilots and engineers – said they have been unable to shower, wash clothes
or flush toilets since their water tanks ran dry.
Some said they lost their supply on Sunday while others discovered
yesterday that their taps were not working. Some took the matter into
their own hands and ordered their own water from private suppliers.
26 April 2010
How do people survive living on their own I have not talked with anyone
all day. I have not left the apartment. And its not like I can walk
downstairs to a store or a coffee shop. This is a wasteland and I need to
drive to get anywhere.
The other risk is that if I lived on my own I would starve - cooking
for myself is a bore! I would have to live next to a takeaway.
Have not talked to Tai since she left - the time difference is not good
for us and she is busy in SFO.
Just remind me - why did I come here ? I know the answer. But I feel
life is going backwards and not forwards.
25 April 2010
"Any hope for a peaceful resolution to this crisis
appears to be fading fast"- Rachel Harvey for the BBC from BKK tonight.
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Classic commentary in Bangkok from the
New
York Times: Oops.
"The antagonism between them was displayed by a
pro-government protester who made a rude gesture toward the red shirts on
Thursday as she stood in front of a misspelled placard in English reading
“Uneducate people.”"
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Tai is on her way to San Francisco. I am stuck in Dubai and bored.
The contractors were in the apartment all day today from 9am til 5pm.
It is almost four months since we took ownership of the apartment and they
are still finishing work that should have been done before we moved in.
And the apartment smells. A mix of oil paint, oil stripper, and
contractor sweat
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country is being lectured on democracy by Singapore of all places - a
country where hard line one party rule is ensured by control of the media
and legal action against just about anyone who might be a dissenting
voice.
"This is Thailand's biggest challenge. For
a long time the so-called 'prai', or commoners, that the red shirts and
Thaksin represented, were kept in their place in a rigid hierarchy where
the king was at the apex. Close to this seat of power was a coterie of the
aristocratic, bureaucratic and military elites. The Thaksin years began to
change all that. Now the red shirts are bent on deepening the change,
besides recognition of their newfound political influence, if not power. A
rallying song sung in the Red Zone goes, 'We are human beings, not water
buffaloes.'"
Did have a nice lunch and afternoon at the
beach at Snoopy Island, Fujairah with Bam, Tu and Tai. Lots of pictures !
22 April 2010
Leaders' debate tonight. Gordon Brown much stronger this
week. Clegg held his own Cameron is still struggling.
It is actually true - Nick Clegg could be a PM?
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At Jumairah Beach today - Tai got told she could not take photographs on
the beach - of her handsome husband !! How bizarre! There is a no photo
policy on the beach - even if the only person in the pictures is your
nearest and dearest.
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I do have a real problem with Sky News anchoring tonight's leaders'
debate.
Sky News is opened by Rupert Murdoch. Muroch also owns
the Sun, NoTW, Times and Sunday Times.
The Murdoch owned media has already come out on favour
of the Conservative Party. Their independence is compromised - totally.
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"All nations have a cross to bear, and none more so than Germany
with its memories of Nazism. But the British cross is more insidious
still. A misplaced sense of superiority, sustained by delusions of
grandeur and a tenacious obsession with the last war, is much harder to
shake off."
I am stuck in Dubai - was meant to fly to BKK and onto
HKG tonite - but volcano-gate has put a stop to all staff and family
travel until Sunday midnight.
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The 2009/2010 EK bonus announcement and annual results due on 6 May. After
the ash crisis it may not be good news
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The Gulf News has
a story in today's newspaper from the rape trial of an Emirati
policeman. In summary the defence argues that the student victim was too
fat for the alleged attacker to have raped her and that "the way she was
dressed showed that she was willing to have consensual sex."
Such a defense in a western court would be an outrage - but this is
Dubai. Be careful. Be sensible.
20 April 2010
Who is going to rescue Bond. The 23rd James Bond film
has been stopped indefinately.
MGM Studios has no money - it has been up for same for
months. The studio has debts of US$37 billion.
Is this the end of 007? Or is someone going to come in
and snap up the Bond franchise - maybe FOX - I could see Rupert Murdoch
taking this on.
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Happy birthday Alex.
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Not much progress on the Ashes cloud.
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Quiet day in Thailand - was this a lull before the storm? This makes
fairly depressing reading as the government maintains its propaganda
efforts.
Government anti-red shirt propaganda intensifies
19 April 2010
A must watch on youtube. At least for family and friends - who is the
oreo eating chinese speaking guy with the big swinging sword?
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MMX looks so much nicer than 2010 - the Romans were onto something !
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No wonder there is a water shortage in the desert - how long can one
person spend in the shower !
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Silom has effectively been sealed off by the army and police.
Maybe it does sanitise history. Maybe it does become a
tragedy about a Nazi family. But the message is strong enough anyway. The
acting is strong The two eight year old boys are believable in their
innocence.
Yes it is fiction. But the history is perhaps too hard
to bear. Learn from the message; and let it give you as much hope as
sadness.
Friendship, childhood, innocence, evil, humanity,
history. I am a bit shell shocked. I didn't cry. I just did not know what
to feel.
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Please remember in Thailand that your fight is not worth his or anyone
else's death.
Reuters cameraman Hiroyuki Muramoto, killed in bloody clashes in
Bangkok, was cremated in Tokyo on Sunday after a service attended by about
500 family members, friends and colleagues.
************************** Fashion alert: what colour shirt is safe to wear to BKK now to avoid
provoking anyone - not black (3rd party) not red, not yellow, not pink.
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I wish the dust on my car was from a volcano Then I would know that it is
only temporary. Instead the Dubai dust and sand is everywhere. Especially
on the Dubai Properties building site known as Executive Towers.
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Don't do this in the UAE! Great picture. Photograph: Paul
Thomas/Action Images
Messrs Scholes and Neville celebrating Man U's 93rd minute winner
against Abu Dhabi owned Manchester City. I like the closed eyes!
17 April 2010
One casualty of the ash clouds - John Barnes - who wsa meant to be on
tv in the Middle East this weekend as the football pundit for Orbit
Showtime.
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Must have gotten a speeding ticket yesterday. We were heading up to Dragon
Mart. Left the 311 turning up Manama Road - big empty four lane highway -
and got flashed by a speed camera. I was doing about 105kmh. But the speed
limit there is only 80 - not 100 Makes no sense. There was not another car
for hundreds of yards and it is empty - no housing or any construction
around.
Growl.
16 April 2010
Sadly the volcano story has taken over any news of yesterday's China
earthquake in Yushu, Qinghai. There the death told is at least 760 and
over 8,000 are injured and many more homeless.
We seem to have got our priorities very wrong.
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The first UK leaders tv debate is over; the consensus is that Nick Clegg
was the strongest performer for the Liberal Democrats.
It will be interesting to see if Brown and Cameron turn their combined
guns on Clegg at the next debate.
The TV debate was necessary but not enjoyable.
The audience are not allowed to applaud, cheer, heckle. They sit on
their hands and do not participate other than to ask questions.
The leaders used first names. It was all too British; too clubby; too
nice.
It should be a bear pit.
15 April 2010
Emirates from 02JUL10 operates 2 weekly scheduled charter service to
Madinah in Saudi Arabia. Service operates with Airbus A330-200. Schedule
below:
If I lived alone I would starve. I really cannot be bothered to cook
for myself.
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More building chaos. A 1.00am fire alarm. We were awake as Tai had a
flight to Kuala Lumpur.
And later in the day I got into the elevator on the ground floor It did
not move. And the doors would not open.
I pressed the alarm. After ringing for a while it said your call has
been disconnected.
Then I banged on the door. Someone outside says is anyone in then. Who
did they thing was banging the door.
A guy from Du prised the door open. Not the security guard. He just
looked confused.
13 April 2010
Here is a tragic story from Abu Dhabi in the National - but it is the
first paragraph that says everything about living here:
"Abu Dhabi // An Emirati woman was sentenced to two months in prison
for negligence leading to the death of her child, and two years for having
sex outside of wedlock.
DS left her son with her maid late at night so she could leave to meet her
lover, TA, an Emirati man who was sentenced in absentia to two years in
prison for having sex outside of wedlock. While DS was gone, her son fell
from a 13th-floor window and died.
DS said she had left the house to buy medicine for her child. The incident
occurred on January 20.
The maid, NT, of Indonesia, was sentenced to one month in prison followed
by deportation."
12 April 2010
One thought from the day. I was in Waitrose - my regular
supermarket stop, The girl at the check out was quite striking. So I
politely asked where she came from - Myanmar...Yangon.
Her English was good. One of Yangon's brighter students
I suspect. But working as a cashier in Dubai?
Its a funny world. Are there recruitment agencies
actively recruiting in Myanmar to bring people to the Middle East. Is it
cheaper to bring people from Myanmar then say the Philippines?
How does someone get a passport to leave Myanmar. What
does she have to pay to come here. How much does she have to remit back
home? What would happen if she did not go home? Can she vote in the
Myanmar elections. Does she know more about her country now that she has
left it. What does she think about Aung San Suu Chi?
It does seem strange that such a secretive and
controlled nation is sending its people overseas.
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Have to like this - the new guide to Emirates recruitment:
Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an
Open window.
Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
Leave them alone and come back After 6 hours and then analyze the
situation.
If they are counting the Bricks. Put them in the accounts Department.
If they are recounting them. Put them in medical claims .
If they have messed up the Whole place with the bricks. Put them in
engineering management.
If they are arranging the Bricks in some strange order. Put them in crew
planning.
If they are throwing the Bricks at each other. Put them in flight
operations.
If they are sleeping. Put them in flight planning.
If they have broken the bricks Into pieces. Put them in E.G.I.T. (What is
EGIT?).
If they are sitting idle. Put them in human resources.
If they say they have tried Different combinations, yet not a brick has
been moved. Put them in cabin service management.
If they have already left for the day. Put them in marketing.
If they are staring out of the Window. Put them on strategic Planning.
And then last but not least. If they are talking to each Other and not a
single brick Has been Moved. Congratulate them and put them In senior
management
Probably applies to may companies ! Not just Emirates!
11 April 2010
I think my lovely wife may be turning into a closet yellow shirt.
The reds going home and stopping their protests is not a solution if
nothing else changes and Abhisit and his elite backers remain unmoved and
unrepentant!
10 April 2010
Alex left to go back to HKG tonite
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I have the merc back after AED15,000 of repairs; over US$4,000. Thank
goodness for insurance.
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Very sad events in BKK tonite. A Reuters photgrapher killed. At least 10
others killed and over 600 injured; and this is Thais killing Thais.
6 April 2010
At lunch in Hydra today - the menu was in three
languages - Greek French and English. One of the dishes was Coq au Vin in
French. In English it was Cock in Wine. Alex wondered if they served
Spotted Dick to follow. Funny !
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Alex and I are heading for Hydra this morning.
And it is the first day since we arrived that Athens has
been awake. The city has basically been closed all weekend.
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ID cards in Dubai will become compulsory for the following services
according to the Ministry of the Interior.
Driving license application
vehicle registration
vehicle registration renewal
certificate of good conduct from the police
licensing of private security companies
issuance of arms licenses
certificate from civil defense
4 April 2010
Alex and I are in sunny. cool Athens. Only 10C this morning. Easter Day
here.
Had a goof light over. The April movie and TV choices on Emirates are
so much better than the last few months.
Avoid Dubai Mall on a Friday night - the car parking is
a nightmare - 40 minutes to get out of the car park - horns blaring - 4x4s
driven by the usual suspects trying to barge their way ahead of the
queues....so rude - and gauranteed to cause people to rage.....
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Alex arrived last night. Good to have him with us in Dubai.
And the cooker hood is now installed.
1 April 2010
I would like to welcome Tai to my world. Because today
she should understand better just how frustrating it is to get anything
done here.
Just the simple matter of installing a cooker hood.
Buy on Tuesday - confirm for delivery and installation
on Thursday.
Thursday 3pm. No delivery. Tai calls EMax. We will call
you back in 5 minutes. No call. One hour later she calls EMAX again. They
will be there in one hour. 6pm. My turn to call EMax. You need to call Mr.
Salim at Bosch. Call Mr. Salim. We are closed now. No record of your
delivery. Dont know when we can deliver. I will call you back. Write down
my mobile number I tell him. I no have pen and paper he says.
Call EMax. We will call you back in 5 minutes. They call
back. We cannot find the order. (They only confirmed the order number,
name and delivery address a few hours earlier). OK. We will call you back.
7pm Still waiting.
Totally effing useless.
And this is after a day of contractors working on the
apartment still doing work that should have been done before the handover.
And despite repeatedly showing them things that should
be done - they were not touched. So they say they will be back on
Saturday. Who knows.
April Fool's today - but not for Tiger Woods - who foolishly thinks he
can keep misleading the press and his fans.
Vanity Fair magazine fro May 2010 has interviewed four of Tiger Woods’
girls and is reporting that his closest advisers were fully involved in
and aware of his affairs.
The report in Vanity Fair paints Woods as a man who expected his best
friend and his agent to organise his affairs and cover them up when
discovered.
The claims, picked up by television across the US yesterday, heap further
embarrassment on Woods as he prepares to face the press and public for the
first time in five months on Monday. He is due to attend a press
conference that day in Augusta, Georgia, before the Masters.
The trouble is the same people are advising Tiger now as were involved
with him before. He needs to fire them all including his boorish caddy,
Willliams, and start again.
According to
Hollywood Gossip Looks like reports that Rachel Uchitel received a
seven-figure confidentiality settlement from Tiger Woods were only
partially true. She received that and more.
The first of many Tiger Woods mistresses to be exposed, and the one with
the most dirt on the golfer, was rumored to have received $1-5 million to
hush up.
But sources now say Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of
information from Rachel Uchitel that they "folded like a cheap suit" right
off the bat.
Therefore, they made an initial offer of $10 million in return for an
ironclad confidentiality agreement before she could expose any details
that could ruin him.
Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world, there is a duck
watching you, Quack !
29 March 2010
I was up until 3.30 am last night watching series 2 of
Mad Men on DVD. And then got woken up by my favourite contractors at
7.30am.
And it is getting warm in Dubai now; and humid. And it
is only March.
Two days ago it was 43C in the middle of the day. We had
visitors in from Singapore and took them on the around Dubai tour: Madinat
Jumairah; JBR; the Creek and Dubai Mall.
I still like wandering by the Creek and taking the Abra
- it feels so much more real than the rest of Dubai.
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Meanwhile in Canada the magazine, the Beaver, has changed its name
after 90 years, because its content was getting blocked by spam filters.
It is now known as Canada's History.
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The Sun newspaper reports that another british citizen is facing six
months in jail in Dubai after being accused of "flicking the finger" at an
Arab.
Simon Andrews, 56, is said to have lost his temper during a heated row
with aviation student Mahmud Rasheed.
The Iraqi complained to police who immediately arrested Simon for public
indecency. He has been banned from leaving the country since the incident
last August.
Simon again protested his innocence before a judge examining evidence
in the case yesterday. The hearing was adjourned until April 4.
A court source said: "Mr Andrews says the offensive gesture never
happened. The Iraqi has never appeared in court to testify against him and
there are no witnesses.
fr
27 March 2010
Talking of cars - and mine is a
wreck thanks to the car park moron - maybe it is time to look at Ford: the
Bangkok Motor Show is now under way - until April 6th.
A statement from the Atlantis hotel on Thursday said that the animal’s
release had been documented by photography and video, but, added the
National, the Atlantis has so far failed to respond to requests to release
images or footage.
Until there is evidence that the hotel is not lying through its teeth
everyone should boycott this monstrous carbuncle; without question the
ugliest building in Dubai.
25 March 2010
The big question - will I be able to get onto the flight - the joys and
uncertainty of traveling on standby.
The fight with Sky continues - they appear to have outsourced their
customer support to India - all the replies are from Amit and Kumar - and
they arrive in the middle of the night. And none of them answer the simple
question of why there is an amount outstanding on my mother's account.
Honestly it would be easier to pay the gbp 22.53. But why should I? A
one year contract paid in advance comes to an end. There really should be
nothing more to pay. Very odd.
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The new Vauxhall Insignia was designed by someone who does not drive. The
rear and blind spot visibility is so awful. Reversing is a matter of luck.
The ride is OK. But why produce a car that is dangerous.
And the gas consumption. Ouch. The fuel for London to Plymouth and
return - gbp98.50 (say US$150). I fill the car in Dubai for US$20.
Apparently 2/3 of the gas price is now fuel tax.
And taxes in England are truly scary. Tndividuals are faced with Income
Tax, Capital Gains, VAT, Inheritance, Sin taxes, Fuel taxes. Even the
airport tax to leave the UK is getting close to US$100.
24 March 2010
It was Budget Day in England today - and it was as damp
as the weather.
The better off got penalised - there were a few goodies
dished out - and the real pain - how to cut the deficit - is being left
until after the election.
It was safety first - doing as little as possible to
attract attention.
It was as dull as he wanted it to be!
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Rain all day; cold and miserable. Maybe it does this just so that the few
good days in England feel that much better.
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Total nonsense in the National newspaper in Canada. The article
argues for protecting Air Canada and leaving the poor Canadian consumer
with no choice and expensive fares.
The article is by Fred Lazar, an Associate Professor of Economics at
the Schulich School of Business at York University. Makes me glad I never
studies economics there! The economics of protectionism based on innuendo
and misleading information.
23 March 2010
England on a wet cold day is miserable. Maybe Dubai is
not so bad after all !
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Sky Customer Service - now there is a name that needs to change.
Sky Customer Incompetence. Negligent. Lazy. Incompetent.
Is there now a rule that says we cannot be flexible or creative in
finding solutions to problems. Is there now a rule that says we are too
f***ing lazy to look at the details of an account to check its payment
history and who has been responsible for payments.
As far as I can tell Sky are trying to get paid for something that was
not contracted for. A one year contract was paid in full in advance. Why
is there anything more to pay?
22 March 2010
Wet and miserable in Devon until late in the afternoon. And when it is
wet and miserable Plymouth is a fairly dismal place.
I did have a walk around town - still more stores closing in the city
centre.
WH Smiths is always fun to visit. The British do like their magazines
and they have magazines for everything; collectors of everything;
modellers; computer geeks; old folks; young folks; farmers; cooks;
historians. Everything is there.
21 March 2010
Dubai is a strange place.
Innocent public displays of affection are an offence yet
prostitution is a well known part of city life.
There is a dress code yet the malls are full of people in clothing of
dubious taste and judgment.
Nightclubs are full of people dressing for attention.
There is no other polite way to write it.
Alcohol is legally available in hotels and certain clubs. The Friday booze
brunches are legendary. But you can be jailed for drinking alcohol.
The international airline serves alcohol on its flights.
Different policy and different enforcement exist in each
of the seven Emirates.
All of this has to be sorted out. The UAE has to clarify
the situation for expats and visitors but, more importantly, for Emiratis.
20 March 2010
Hallo from Newton Ferrers.
It is nice to be able to wake up in big city Dubai, and finish the day
in very quiet Newton Ferrers - after a 7 hour flight and a 4 hour drive.
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The flight was OK - packed. And the lady in 35A went through 8 bottles of
red wine - I make that 1.4 litres.
I am glad she was sitting in the window seat. Had she been in the aisle
seat and we had an emergency she would have been unable to move.
Am I the only one who thinks it odd that Emirates serves alcohol to its
passengers, who as soon as they clear immigration in Dubai, could be
arrested for alcohol consumption.
And serving 1.4 litres of wine to one person on a seven hour flight is
irresponsible to her health and the rest of the passengers.
18 March 2010
The jailing of the Emirates cabin crew for sex texting has gone viral.
The international news agencies are running the story. It is also all over
Twitter.
The New York Times has the story. New Zealand TV has the story.
An Emirates spokeswoman declined to comment on the case as it was still
ongoing. The publicity is not very good for Dubai or the airline.
The point you all need to get is that Dubai is not Ibiza. Dubai's PR
promises sand, sea, sun, nightclubs, shopping, food etc etc.
But Dubai is not Ibiza. As soon as you leave the hotel bar or club
after a drink and you are walking on the street what you are doing is
technically illegal.
It is unlikely you will be challenged - unless you are behaving
inappropriately - but inappropriately in Dubai is very different from a
Spanish resort.
17 March 2010
Another fight at home this evening. Am I so hard to live
with? And another night on the sofa.
That wonderful sense of joy and opportunity that we had
seems to be slowly seeping away....and I don't know how to get it back.
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This Executive Towers apartment does not help. Almost every day the last
two weeks I have been at home waiting for contractors who may or may not
appear.
And they come not in battalions but as single spies.
There is one team that polishes the door frames. Someone else to do the
bathroom fittings. Someone else for electricals. Someone else to scrub the
paint off the spare bedroom floor. And you have no idea when they will
turn up, if at all. All I know is that if you are not there when they do
turn up you lose your place in the queue and may never see them again.
The building also has building sickness. I have not felt
100% since we moved in - blocked sinuses since we arrived here. And I
think it is the building dust from constant continuing construction. It
cannot be healthy.
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In court on Monday this week lawyers representing Yong Vui Kong, a
22-year old Malaysian (see the December 2009 news archive), argued that
the mandatory death sentence violates international standards and human
rights laws.
After hearing submissions from Mr M Ravi, representing Yong, and the
response from Attorney-General Walter Woon for the prosecution, the Court
has reserved judgement for a later date.
How important is this case in Singapore. Well, Attorney-General Walter
Woon, flanked by seven prosecutors, argued the case himself; this was a
very rare appearance for the A-G.
Yong's lawyer, Mr M. Ravi, had a three- man research team from London,
led by a Queen's Counsel, which flew in specially for the hearing. They
are doing the case pro bono.
16 March 2010
I feel another rant coming - against stupid rules and
the jobsworths that enforce them. The good news is that I am too tired to
write it now.
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From the Dubai Statistics Centre - which means the numbers should be
treated with some caution: there is no detail on how these numbers are
sourced and calculated.
Total Population
Quarter 1 Quarter 2 Quarter 3 Quarter 4
Total Population (000) 1,676
1,707 1,739
1,771
Male
1,289 1,315
1,342 1,370
Female
387 392
397 401
Bizarre place to live - almost 3 and 1/2 men for every
woman in Dubai.
15 March 2010
Becks is probably out of the world cup after an ankle ligament injury.
I feel sorry for him. He so badly wanted to be a part of the England
set-up. Forget about the image and everything else - he is a hugely
committed footballer.
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Peter Graves died last nite. Best known for Mission Impossible and as
Clarence Oveur in
Airplane. Here are his scenes in one of the greatest comedies of all
time... AIRPLANE!
14 March 2010
The Kiss and Cell story has been picked up by the international media -
not just the UK but widely - and it can only damage Dubai's image. Jailed
for a kiss. A court case that has gone on for four months. An Emirati
woman who has her daughter out in a restaurant at 2am and was somehow
offended by a foreign couple kissing?
Just a few comments from on line webs sites:
I can't understand why Dubai continues to be promoted as a holiday
destination, it obviously is not. It must be like walking on eggshells,
horrible atmosphere for a relaxing holiday.
Complete madness, I didn't like it when I went the first time and
have no intention of going back.
Why do people on vacations(holidays) continue to visit and support
this ridiculous country with its ridiculous laws?
Incidentally - the same law clearly does not apply to kiss and make up
footballers who come to Dubai to appease their cuckolded wives - with the
press all around them !
13 March 2010
As the red shirts battle their way through deliberately
slow government road blocks towards Bangkok it is
Not
the Nation that sums up the futility of the whole exercise:
"The DAAD, a loose coalition of supporters of ousted PM
Thaksin Shinawatra, socialists, progressives, and the rural poor, has
rallied against the army-installed coalition government for over a year,
demanding new elections in the misbegotten hope that Thailand will be a
functioning democracy in their lifetime, and that equitable distribution
of wealth and development is a remote possibility under Thai culture."
"Wearing
red shirts and headbands and carrying banners and foot clappers, the
multitudes appear ready for a prolonged rally of chanting, speeches, and
demands to be ignored by the actual power brokers of Thailand who will
soon decide the fate of the government in a series of hidden back-room
meetings."
******************************* Emirates still has a keen interest in the larger version of the
A380, the A380-900. According to the airline’s calculations, it could
operate the aircraft in a 647-seat, three-class configuration.
With a range of around 4,500 naut. mi., the A380-900 would typically
operate eight-hour sectors and could thus mainly be used for destinations
in Europe and Asia up to Beijing, but not Tokyo.
Clark believes Emirates could accommodate up to 20 A380-900s and would
immediately order the aircraft if Airbus was prepared to build it and
Dubai airport can handle the additional aircaft. Emirates is already the
biggest A380 customer with 58 on firm order. It has eight flying and will
receive seven more this year.
12 March 2010
Sheikh Ahmed Bin Saeed Al Maktoum, a member of the Board of the Dubai
Council for Economic Affairs said “we are always behind Dubai World,’
according to a Bloomberg report.
Mixed messages - the issue with Dubai World is that lenders thought
that the Dubai government was behind Dubai World only to be told in
November that it was not !
11 March 2010
EK watch - Emirates is to add another
517-seat Airbus A380 to services to Dubai from Heathrow from July 1.
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Bad mistake. There have been some boxes covering the entrance to
the small washroom in the lobby. Cleared the boxes and opened the door
this morning. Smells. Bad.
And there is a bad leak from the water spray/bum cleaner. What do you
call those things?
10 March 2010
EK's new routes summary - for Tai's upgrade course:
Tokyo - 28 March
Amsterdam - 1 May
Prague - 1 July
Madrid - 1 August
Dakar - 1 September
**************************** As Bangkok gets ready for the red shirts it is time to dig ou the
soundtrack of Les Miserables:
Do you hear the people sing?
Singing a song of angry men?
It is the music of a people
Who will not be slaves again!
When the beating of your heart
Echoes the beating of the drums
There is a life about to start
When tomorrow comes!
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One of my friends - yes I still have a few - will be happy with this
story:
Former Indian captain and all-rounder Kapildev was
inducted into the ICC Cricket Hall of Fame in Dubai on March 9, 2010 for
his contribution to world cricket with the bat and the ball.
He was the highest wicket-taker in Test matches at one stage with 434
wickets and had also scalped 253 ODI wickets.
Apart from his bowling, he had also scored 5248 Test
runs, including eight centuries and 27 fifties, at an average of 31.05 and
3783 ODI runs.
Kapil Dev said that he was happy to be named along with so many cricketers
in the Hall of Fame. The others who are a part of the Hall of Fame are
Sunil Gavaskar, Wasim Akram, Clive Lloyd, Richard Hadlee amongst others.
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8.15am - knock on the door. We are here to do door frames.
So some 10 weeks after moving in there are 2 guys who will clean,
polish and repair the door frames. They wont do the doors. They wont do
the wardrobe doors. They wont to the window sills. All of which have the
same wood finish.
Someone else sir.
I guess something is better than nothing.
8 March 2010
Here is the woman who should have gotten best actress -
but Ms Bullock has been around rather longer and Hollywood likes her !
Carey Mulligan-
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The Hurt Locker won best movie; but I need to start a campaign against the
excessive editing of movies to be shown on board airlines.
I watched The Hurt Locker on Emirates. Every swear word had been edited
out....the worst word used was "flip".
This is not a kindergarden movie. This is a movie about an army bomb
disposal team in Iraq. I think they are allowed the occasional fuck and
shit and jesus christ........
Emirates over censors its movies - to the point where they sometimes
make no sense. I am sure many other airlines do the same thing.
Yet a bit of blood gore and violence is not an issue. Strange.
6 March 2010
The
reds are coming to BKK. It wont be a million. It probably wont be
500,000. But it is enough to have the government and army in apoplexy. The
scare mongering being undertaken on their behalf by the media is
predictable.
5 March 2010
A bit of history - this was Blue Rodeo's first ever TV
appearance - probably 1985. The voices have not changed so much. But
streuth, they look young !
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Red-shirt demonstrators cannot protest by closing roads in Bangkok and
paralysing traffic, Prime Minister Abhisit Vejjajiva said on Friday.
How does he take himself seriously. The people
that put him in power closed the international airport for 8 days !
Meanwhile the government has instructed relevant
departments to follow up the Thaksin court ruling with more prosecutions
but continues to ignore the airport closure and government house damage
issues.
Judicial credibility. Hardly !
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Interesting connections are now available if you fly on EK into Malta as
Ryanair will open a base there from May 2010.
This is the airlines’ 41st base across Europe.
There will be six new routes, bring the number of total routes to/from
Malta to 19.
New routes are:
Malta – Seville
Malta – Valencia
Malta – Marseilles
Malta – Bologna
Malta – Billund
Malta – Krakow
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Lots of questions as to whether EK will announce a staff bonus this year -
the company is obviously trying to prepare people for the worst - this is
from pprune.org:
"There is not yet any determination on a bonus or salary rise for the
next financial year as the financial year does not end until March 31st.
Final profit or loss figures can only be established at that time.
Additionally, the world-wide economy is yet to show a sustained period of
economic robustness and that fact may weigh heavily on the eventual
decision as to whether any profit, should there be one, is to be shared
with employees or retained to provide for operational integrity in the
case of a further delay to the global economic recovery. No management
person or any employee for that matter received any type of additional
payment, bonus or extra salary for the holidays or at any point this past
year."
I am sorry - but by 6 March the company knows full well whether there
will be a profit for the year ended 31 March - and can pretty well tell
you what that profit will be. How dumb do they think people are !
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I now know what an "IFB" is on board an airplane - wonder if I have ever
been one - or whether Tai has ever had one !?
From Fly Girls - premiering in the USA on 24 March. That
Rochard Branson does enjoy his work !
*************************** From the useless information department -
The Economist has a smaller percentage of female readers
than does Playboy.
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Tai is back from Frankfurt. And immediately reminded me of my place as the
maid by berating me for not rescuing the laundry from the washing machine.
I think the maid may get fired.
4 March 2010
Really fed up today - so the best I can do is a really old joke-
"I went on a trip to a postcard factory
last week. It was OK. Nothing to write home about."
You can read on the Executive Towers
update about the latest fiasco with the apartment and why I still don't
have internet or tv.
And other things have either stopped
working or cannot be found.
My back up hard drive is not working.
The hoover gave up on Wednesday.
The paper tray for my little canon
picture printer has gone awol - I have no idea where it is and it probably
got lost in the move - together, and rather strangely, with the laundry
basket.
3 March 2010
Such an irritating visit from the Dubai Properties maintenance people
today - do they have any idea how frustrated people are!
2 March 2010
Dubai recorded a total of 22.2mm of rain, while Abu
Dhabi and Sharjah received 43.4mm and 35.6mm respectively leaving much of
the UAE in the cold on Tuesday.
Ridiculous - 2 centimetres of rain and the city comes to
a grinding halt. The mud tracks around Business Bay are all flooded.
This is when you really need a 4x4.
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Dubai police have now added a 27th member of
the team that killed Mahmoud al-Mabhouh last month in his hotel room. How
many does it take....?
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Apparently there are folks at Emirates pilot recruitment who think that
the Pilots Rumour Network Forum is
damaging the recruitment process.
As one poster reminded the airline -
Emirates Airline's "arrogance, systemic dishonesty and total disregard for
their employees, ranging from incompetence to casual neglect, to targeted
abuse....is damaging the recruitment process."
I dont in any way think that Emirates is
unique in this regard. But what is different is that the airline is based
in the UAE where there is no pilot representation and where labour rules
can be changed irrespective of contractual commitments.
The forum is useful for anyone coming to
Dubai. It does show the difference between the sales pitch and the
reality.
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In my sleepy state coming back from Dubai I watched the BBC film
from 2009 - "An Education". Nice easy viewing at 2am.
Witty, observant, wise; and despite dealing with potentially creepy
Lolita like material - a very adult film.
Carey Mulligan is very easy to watch - although I do think the 24 year
old actress was maybe just a little too old and poised to play a 16 year
old schoolgirl.
The film tells the story of Jenny, a very smart, rather frustrated,
16-year-old London girl who is the target of a sophisticated seduction by
a 35-year-old man. This happens in 1961, when 16-year-old girls were a
great deal less knowing than they are now. Yet the movie isn't shabby or
painful, but romantic and wonderfully entertaining.
As for David, the older man; he is truthful in part. He enormously
enjoys this smart, pretty girl. He loves walking along the Seine with her.
He knows things about the world that she eagerly welcomes.
But we all know that he is a scoundrel. But a charming one; an early day
Lovejoy! Jenny probably recognises this but to some degree she welcomes
being deceived.
Education can be found in many forms.
Yes, David does get to bed with our heroine; but when shes chooses and
how she chooses. Afterwards, she remarks, with more curiosity than regret,
"All that poetry, and all those songs, about something that lasts no time
at all."
1 March 2010
2010 Winter Olympics lessons for London:
Do: Try to capture the spirit of Vancouver over the past
16 days. The streets were packed, the mood was festive, the venues were
full and the food was reasonably priced.
Don't: Be so thin-skinned in the face of justified criticism.
Meanwhile - only in Aussie - Some 5,200 Australians
posed naked in front of the Sydney Opera House on Monday for a photo shoot
by New York-based artist Spencer Tunick for another signature installation
of nudes against urban backdrops.
That wont be happening in Dubai !
28 February 2010
I met John the Bangkok taxi driver today; what a nice
man. He drove us from Sukhumvit 22 to Chinatown. Longer would have been
interesting. He is 63; he graduated from High School. He learned English
from watching movies. His favourite - Mary Poppins - and anything with
John Wayne in it.
He is the first (and only) taxi driver I have ever met
in BKK who can do a passable Cockney accent - copying Dick Van Dyke.
He has views on Australian convicts. He thinks the rich
have forgotten the taxi drivers. And that someone is pulling Abhisit's
strings.
Such a character. He also volunteered that I am 42 - so
while his judgement may be good; his eyesight may be fading !
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We are heading back to Dubai tonight - EK3373. 1.45am.
Tai has given up her April vacation - more work - and
the optimistic hope that Emirates will make good her vacation in the
second half of the year.
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Alex flew back on Air Asia; his first trip not flying as an Unaccompanied
Minor. He was fine. Easy flight to HKG. I miss him. He does talk a lot -
and is warm and engaging - and sometimes very funny!
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The Thai newspapers got all excited this morning - not about
Thaksin - but because the King left hospital yesterday. There excitement
was a little over done as King Bhumibol returned to Siriraj Hospital early
Sunday after a brief outing to Chitrlada Palace.