27 May 2006

26 May 2006
The Millennium Hilton has its formal grand opening in Bangkok tonight.
This new five star hotel on the Thonburi side of the river is quickly
becoming a must visit place for its f and b outlets. Where was my
invitation?
Mind you the invitation says "if you are stylish. you'll never miss
it." Guess that explains everything!
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Here is an area that I am not well qualified in. Past
attempts have floundered miserably. So I can but offer these words of
advice:
It's not difficult. To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. give her compliments regularly
45. love shopping
46. be honest
47. be very rich
48. not stress her out
49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
50. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. to never forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes
24 May 2006
My nine year old in HKG does not have time to chat on the phone because
he is in HKG watching the telecast of the American Idol final !!! He
thinks Taylor Hicks will win. Who can argue !
23 May 2006
It is hard to focus on work right now for reasons that will become
clear over the next week.
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Had dinner with one of my favourite ex Reuters people last night. It
was good fun to catch up on what we have both been doing and it was the
liveliest and most entertaining conversation that I have had for a while.
There is not much that I miss about Reuters - but for a long time it
was a very interesting place to work with some of the brightest minds that
you could possibly meet. The constant word play was great fun. It would be
hard to imagine a more articulate place to work.
But that was then; and now Reuters has changed and many of us have
moved on.
21 May 2006
I was dreaming about my Dad last night. I never dreamed about him while
he was alive - and now he has gone there he is popping up in my sleep !
He would have been delighted to see Watford move into the Premiership
after a 3-0 win against Leeds today ! That was special.
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Two days of golf at the weekend - Saturday at the badly over rated Thai
Country Club and Sunday at Royal Golf Club.
Thai Country Club is nicely maintained and manicured but feels terribly
artificial !
The club house as great showers - you could wash the whole family at
the same time and it has great bath towels.
Maybe I just did not play the course very well so felt grumpy about it
!
Sunday was at Royal with the Wanderers. After a very average start and
a poor front 9 I shot 41 in the wind on the back 9 and played much better
!
18 May 2006
It has been raining all day !
17 May 2006
The rainy season has started with a vengeance - big storm in BKK this
evening just as I wanted to leave the Silom Complex. So I stayed and went
to Coffee World and asked for a hot low fat cappuccino. We don't have low
fat said the guy at the counter. I suggest that I walk 10 yards to the
TOPS supermarket and buy it for them. He checks with the manager. She says
"we are starting a low fat promotion from tomorrow."
"So if you have a promotion from tomorrow you must have low fat milk."
"Yes, but the promotions starts tomorrow. Many customers ask for low fat
milk." But if you have low fat milk then can I have a low fat cappuccino
today?" "The promotion starts tomorrow." "But I would like my coffee
today." "OK, you can have a low fat cappuccino today; but the promotion
still starts tomorrow."
16 May 2006
I have not mentioned Steven Gerrard's superman impersonations in the FA
Cup Final on Saturday. 3-3 after extra time, Liverpool won on penalties;
Gerrard made the first for Cisse, rifled in the second with a great volley
and scored the third from fully 30 yards in the last minute of normal
time.
Form like that in the World Cup must give England every chance of doing
very well. He was sensational.
15 May 2006
I do have to start thinking about what to do next with my life. The
Chateau Potash assignment is coming to a natural conclusion; maybe by the
fall.
A very wise friend wrote the following to me in an email:
I have been thinking of
potential jobs for you, and for some reason, I keep thinking of fantasy
jobs. You could become a soap actor, roadie, journalist,
librarian, musician, pilot, writer, the list is endless! LOL
You've been in serious jobs for a while - is there anything you've
always wanted to do that you could do now? I would love to see you
doing something fun. Maybe you could travel the world and write
travel books - I would buy any book that you wrote!
Think I have been in a tv soap opera for the last few
years so maybe that is not the best choice. But the note is a great kick
start. I am flattered by the confidence in me.
Exploring my fantasies - what a great way to spend the
next 10 to 15 years !!!
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I know that the seas around Hong Kong can get a little
bit rough - but I thought first ferries title for their sick bag was
unnecessarily explicit !

14 May 2006
Am just back from a short weekend in Hong Kong. Really nice day there
today. Clear blue skies, how often do we say that about Hong Kong? About
24C or 25C. Lunch at Stanley.
Bumped into an old Reuters Toronto colleague on the bus back from
Stanley. Someone that I have not seen for at least 8 years. Curious. Small
world.
More tomorrow - it is after 4am!
10 May 2006
Classy guy, Iain Dowie, the Crystal Palace manager:
“There was pushing and shoving but that’s all. If
the FA ask, I will back Aidy. I don’t want this to overshadow a great
night for Watford, who thoroughly deserved to go through.”
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I have little to say about last weekend's elections in Singapore which
saw the ruling PAP gain 82 of 84 seats in Parliament. it is worth noting
that the opposition parties did win a third of the votes in
Saturday’s election, despite the Government's customary law suits, offers
of welfare bonuses and promises of extra spending for neighbourhoods that
voted PAP.
Clearly PM Lee is not expecting a threat to the PAP's
authoritarian rule; days before the election he said "Suppose you
had 10, 15, 20 opposition members in Parliament. Instead of spending my
time thinking what is the right policy for Singapore, I'm going to spend
all my time thinking what's the right way to fix them, to buy my
supporters' votes."
He later apologised, saying he had meant he would have to spend time
countering the opposition rather than addressing issues of state.
"Fixing" the opposition - there is a leader who understands democracy
!!!!
9 May 2006
Here is a Bangkok event that we can all look forward to: courtesy of
the BTS
web site:
The 14th Hosing & Condo
Exhibition
Start date : May 4 - 7, 2006
From : 10.00 - 20.00 hrs.
Location : Queen Sirikit National Convention Center
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So Leeds are in the Championship play off after a brutal match at
Preston that saw Leeds collect 10 bookings and 2 sendings off. They also
broke the leg of Preston's key forward player, Ormerod.
Watford play their second leg against Crystal Palace tonight. The final
at the weekend is going to need a referee who understands what is at stake
(about gbp20 million) and ensures that it is a game of football not a free
for all.
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All the fuss over why Bent and Defoe are not in England's preliminary
world cup squad. Sven did well for once. They are simply not good enough.
17 year old Theo Walcott is in the squad; he has still to play a first
team game for Arsenal. But Arsene Venger says that he is good enough and
that is good enough for me.
9 May 2006
Here is a Bangkok event that we can all look forward to: courtesy of
the BTS
web site:
The 14th Hosing & Condo
Exhibition
Start date : May 4 - 7, 2006
From : 10.00 - 20.00 hrs.
Location : Queen Sirikit National Convention Center
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So Leeds are in the Championship play off after a brutal match at
Preston that saw Leeds collect 10 bookings and 2 sendings off. They also
broke the leg of Preston's key forward player, Ormerod.
Watford play their second leg against Crystal Palace tonight. The final
at the weekend is going to need a referee who understands what is at stake
(about gbp20 million) and ensures that it is a game of football not a free
for all.
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All the fuss over why Bent and Defoe are not in England's preliminary
world cup squad. Sven did well for once. They are simply not good enough.
17 year old Theo Walcott is in the squad; he has still to play a first
team game for Arsenal. But Arsene Venger says that he is good enough and
that is good enough for me.
6 May 2006
My golf was truly horrible today ! I was at Bangsai for the regular
gathering of the Wanderers. A dreadful start - a shanked short sand wedge
on the first for a double bogey and a massive eight on the second.
It was an incredibly hot day. Yes it was nice to be outside in the
sunshine. But now I am home I feel like have been in a toaster all day.
Not helped by a bout of flu that I cannot shake off and far too little
sleep. I am not sleeping well at the moment - and it is not because there
are any distractions.....
4 May 2006
Earl Woods, green beret and father or the mercurial Tiger Woods, died
today. Must be a very hard day for a close family. Tiger's mother, of
course, is from Thailand.
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Arsenal manager Arsène Wenger has revealed the club is considering
legal action against Sunderland defender Dan Smith after his foul on Abou
Diaby which fractured the young player's ankle and has ruled him out of
action for nine months.
The 19-year-old will miss the Champions League final and is expected to
be sidelined until February. It was a terrible two footed lunge, not just
late but vicious. Arsenal are hardly footballing saints but the yellow
card was insufficient punishment.
It was a badly (appallingly) refereed game where some dreadful tackles
were tolerated.
There really is no place for this sort of attack in the modern game. It
was potentially a career ending tackle. The FA (it really should be FU for
f***ing useless) say they cannot upgrade the yellow card to a red card and
a long punishment. Pathetic. Instead they will probably berate Wenger for
telling them that they are incompetent.
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Michelle Wie's bid to become the first woman to make the cut in a major
men's tour event since 1945 got off to a solid start with a two-under-par
70 in the first round of the SK Telecom Open in Incheon on Thursday. She
is 5 shots behind the Australian leader whose name frankly does not really
matter !!! Sorry.
The girl has such talent; it is just a shame that she is limited by the
the short sighted LPGA to just a handful of tournaments. In Korea she has
added huge numbers to the press and public galleries.
3 May 2006
What is it about Thais and nose-picking? How many times have you been
chatting to someone in Thailand and they quite happily go about major
nostril excavation and examination during the conversation.
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I walked home down Saladaeng last night. This street will be so busy
when all the new condos are occupied.
Walking past Legend Saladaeng this guy steps into the pavement ten
yards in from of me and spits onto the pavement. He then holds his nose
and expels the contents onto the ground. Wipes his hands on his short and
retreats back into the building.
I have fell unwell ever since. Going home to bed. I feel rather
average.
2 May 2006
Is Rotiboy dead? I walked past there twice at the weekend and there
were no queues. Will there be redundant rotiboys?
And talking of dead - what happened to Papa Alfredo in U Chu Liang
building. This was a large new york style italian restaurant. Trouble is
it never seemed to be that busy and it presumably ran into financial
problems. It is well and truly closed now!
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Dinner last night at the "Deck by the River." Lovely small restaurant
on the river looking directly across to the Temple of Dawn. The restaurant
is part of a five bedroom hotel called the Arun Residence
www.arunresidence.com - you may
need to ask them to change the music; bad versions of bad disco pop were
in danger of ruining the evening until they were sent in search of some
gentle jazz.
The food is good quality western (french influenced) and thai. A
limited menu. Beware of an average tiramisu to finish.
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Watford vs Crystal Palace in the Championship play-offs. Over two legs
next Saturday and Tuesday. The winners play the winner of Leeds and
Preston at the Millenium Stadium. Whatever the result Watford have had the
most surprising of seasons.
1 May 2006
A good game of golf with the foreign correspondents club yesterday at
my favourite course Subraphreuk, Two birdies, on 8 and 17 hlepd an Ok
score.
My favourite caddy was still sad after the death of her grandmother.
This was her first day back at work after almost a week away.
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It is also starting to rain in the evenings. I have the beginnings of a
cold today. Not good. Cough; itchy throat. It is another holiday here
today; there are a lot of these at the moment !
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