27 November 2006The local laundry is a
strange establishment. You walk into the basement of a local home. There
are two women who appear to supervise and one guy who appears to do all
the work, It was not cheap. But that might have been the foreigner rate! I
have never thought it necessary to haggle over the laundry cost?
But as I left they gave me a small English book - Belief
and Man; basically an English translation of chapters of a Turkish book
explaining the relevance on the Qur'an in the modern world.
That's the first time that my laundry has hinted the
need for salvation !
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The number of men fishing on Galata bridge is
staggering. Even in the cold they look like they spend the day there. And
they don't catch much other than a few small sardine like fish.
But the hotel owner where I am staying says that they
are not there by choice. They have been thrown out of the home by their
wives. And the choice is fishing or the coffee shop. The Sunday Yeni Safak
newspaper reported on the use of coffee houses as a male refuge.
Here in the "kahvehane" or "kahve" they drink tea and
play cards. There are about 40,000 such coffee houses in Istanbul and
450,000 across Turkey. They are there because their wives do not want them
at home while they clean the house, watch soap operas and gather with
other women. One owner told the newspaper that "this is not our place for
fun, bit rather an exile."
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My travel videos seem reasonably popular: to date there
have been Video Views: 162
and Channel Views: 33.
More updates to come but the wireless connection is slow - sorry.
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Anyone see Ronaldinho's goal this weekend against Villareal? Amazing.
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Meanwhile in Dubai yesterday winter finally arrived as rain and wind
swept into town and temperatures plummeted. City-goers reached for their
knitwear as temperatures plunged from 28.6 degrees to a refreshing 18.5
degrees within the space of four hours. I guess there are different
definitions of winter !
26 November 2006
It is a worry: A 23-year-old James Bond fan, David Fearn, of Walsall,
has changed his name to James Dr No From Russia with Love Goldfinger
Thunderball You Only Live Twice On Her Majesty’s Secret Service Diamonds
Are Forever Live and Let Die The Man with the Golden Gun The Spy Who Loved
Me Moonraker For Your Eyes Only Octopussy A View to a Kill The Living
Daylights Licence to Kill Golden Eye Tomorrow Never Dies The World Is Not
Enough Die Another Day Casino Royale Bond.
Bet that looks good in his passport!
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Walked miles today exploring Istanbul. It is cold here and dark by 5pm.
Spent most of the day in Sultanamet; in the Blue Mosque and Aya Sofya. You
can read all about these in a guide book or travel site so there is little
that I can add.
Walked around the sea wall (Sea of Marmara) to Galata Bridge; crossed
that - dodging the fishermen - and went to Taksim Square (looks like it
was built by the East Germans - it is ugly).
25 November 2006
Yesterday was a good day. We had lunch at the art cafe in Bastakia;
walked along the creek; then went out to the Mall of the Emirates - and
searched Carrefour for something that resembles a white carrot ?
Dinner was at home with a some wine and a lot of chat. A good day.
Then today I caught the EK 77-300ER to Istanbul. It is a four hour
flight from Dubai. The plane was not full so the service was fairly
relaxed. The food not bad. The 300ERs are newer planes; the seats are more
comfortable and they are equipped with EK's ICE video and music on demand
system. Some 600 channels of films, video and music and there is still
nothing to watch!
I am staying in old Istanbul, Sultanament. A good walk around the
neighbourhood and down to the Galata bridge. This is like nowhere else I
have ever been. It is also quite cold !
24 November 2006
Christmas is coming even to Dubai. In The Mall of the Emirates the
decorations are everywhere, stores have Xmas trees and gifts and it is all
jolly festive. So strange !
23 November 2006
Had a nice dinner by the beach in Dubai last night; but it was a
reminder of how expensive this city is!!

But I could not complain about the view!
22 November 2006
Good morning dear reader from Dubai! It takes just over six hours of
Emirates Airlines purgatory to get from BKK to DXB on a packed, sardine
like, 777-300.
With three late night flights to Dubai the check in at BKK was very
busy and that took about one hour in an unruly queue.
The 777-300 is a dreadful plane when it is full. The 3-4-3 seating in
simply one seat to many and a sense of claustrophobia takes over !
A rather overly English crew made it sound like a bad British Airways
flight as announcements were delivered in a broad yorkshire accent.
Still, I am here in Dubai. The weather is stunning. The local cafe has
free wireless internet. And someone was pleased to see me !
I am trying to keep a videoblog of this trip. It does take a long time
to upload the videos. So please be patient if the updates are not too
frequent !
The videos are on Youtube and
this is the link!
18 November 2006
Portsmouth vs Watford today; David James, who was a junior and then
first team 'keeper at Watford before moving to Liverpool is in goal for
Portsmouth. James probably should still be England's goalkeeper. Meanwhile
Ben Foster is in goal for Watford. OK, so he is on loan from Liverpool but
he was in our promotion side last year so is Watford through and through;
and Ben is now the youngest 'keeper in the England squad.
And Watford lose to another last minute penalty for the second time
this season. The rub of the green (for a mixed sporting pun) has not been
in Watford's favour this season.
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Strangely we have a thunderstorm in Bangkok today. It has not rained
here for a few weeks; blue skies and great weather recently. But the rains
have returned.
16 November 2006
Why is George Bush in Singapore? I know he is going to Vietnam for APEC
but he flew from the USA to Moscow and then onto Singapore. Singapore is
hardly a stop on the way to Vietnam. Strange.
Was Singapore the only country that wanted to see him?
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Very feverish last night - hardly slept. Every bone on my body was
aching. Not good.
15 November 2006
More Christmas carols - deck the halls with lots of junk -
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Across Thailand there is a national debate about Coyote Dancing and
promotion girls - pretties as they are known here.
But what would a major event be without a few good looking girls
dressed up as advertising hoardings....try this!
http://www.luckystiffasia.com/sports/supercar-girls.html
The one stop lubricant girls are certainly the best named.
14 November 2006
Heard my first Xmas carol today - in Siam Paragon.
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Shopping in department stores in Thailand can be such
hard work. I have never understood the need for the store attendants to
swarm over me as soon as I stop to take the slightest interest in a
product. Given the limitations of language the best they can usually so is
tell me what the signs say - 'discount yih sihp per cent' for instance.
And then they stand there and hover.
Maybe it is cultural. Maybe a Thai shopper likes this
very personal attention. Me - I find it claustrophobic and have to walk
away. There goes another sale.
Thaksin watch: He is in Hong Kong; shopping with the
Mrs.
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Here is a little question for you. Is the act of tricking unsuspecting
victims and sharing it with millions of people for your own significant
profit acceptable behaviour. The Borat film is taking millions at the box
office. But it is making money at the expense of Joe Blow US citizens who
come over as multiphobic and ignorant. Or is the premise of the movie
simply cruel and/or funny. Do the "victims" simply get what they deserve.
I am sure they would all be happier with a share of the movies royalties.
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Had a fun night out with one of my old HKG friends who was visiting BKK.
Actually he was traveling (allegedly for business) with a friend so the
three of us had a good dinner at Giusto; and found a lot to chat about. I
miss the mental gymnastics of lively, intelligent conversation.
12 November 2006
Jay Leno in good form this week:
"It has not been a good week for the Republicans. This election was
kind of like a bad divorce –- they got rejected, insulted, and lost the
House." –Jay Leno
"President Bush warned Democrats not to celebrate too early. This is
from the guy who put up the 'Mission Accomplished' sign three years ago."
--Jay Leno
"You got to give (Rumsfeld) credit it though. It might have taken him
six years, but he finally came up with an exit strategy." --Jay Leno
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Golf yesterday at Royal Lakeside - if I could put it would have been a
terrific round of golf; ball to green was at times as good as I have ever
hit the ball.....but my putting was woeful.
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And talking of woeful, poor old Watford lost 0-4 away at Chelsea. It
could have been many more. The gap in class was embarrassing and Chelsea
won without breaking into even a mild perspiration.
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From the Time Out city guide to Dubai...."The following are prohibited
in the USE and import of these goods will carry a heavy
penalty.....pornography, including sex toys, so be careful if you are
trying to smuggle in your rampant rabbit"
So now you know.
9 November 2006
Looks like the Democrats will squeeze control of the Senate as well. It
is good that Bush will be forced to change direction and work with the
Democrats.
But the paralysis of the world's only superpower is a probem.
The first casualty; Donald Rumsfeld.
8 November 2006
Help - I saw my first Christmas tree in Bangkok today.
TOPS supermarket in Silom. In fact the store was full of decorations and
Xmas hampers and gift items. Too early !
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Worse - I wanted to buy a couple of bottles of wine from
TOPS - it was 3pm. Sorry, I was told, you cannot buy alcohol until 5pm.
Apparently that is the law. Bizarre. Here am I, with money to spend,
hundreds of years old, hardly an irresponsible teenage alcoholic.
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The US government heads to gridlock. The Democrats will take the House
of Representatives but the Republicans hold onto the Senate. Two years
into GW Bush's second term this is really the first day of the
presidential election campaign.
7 November 2006
Pakistan's two year doping ban for their fast bowlers
Shoaib Akhtar for two years and Mohammed Asif for one year may be
re-opened. Asif has already appealed protesting that he had no idea what
he was taking. Yet he was being administered injections containing banned
substances (Promax 50).
It is a bit like being done for drunk driving and arguing that he did
not know he was drinking alcohol.
Certainly the tribunal appointed by the Pakistan Cricket Board (PCB)
acted quickly. It may not be a coincidence that Darryl Hair was dropped as
an ICC umpire almost immediately after the Pakistan verdict was announced.
The sport's governing body, the International Cricket Council (ICC)
predictably lauded the Pakistan verdict.
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The most alarming thing that I have read today - or even this week: "a
recent study showed that American hotel bedspreads contain an average of
30 genetically different semen stains." I guess this really should come
(no pun intended) as no surprise.
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Is this the future of flying? See the techwatch blog.

6 November 2006
This is an interesting site - someone has put a lot of work into this:
Uncyclopedia - the entry on Singapore has a couple of mildly amusing
lines.
5 November 2006
That was the ugly side of Arsenal today. They dont have a divine right
to win football games. They remain among the sorest losers in the league
and that started with their manager today. Boorish behaviour for which a
man of Wenger's intelligence should apologise to West Ham and to the tv
viewers. But he is way too arrogant for that.
This ridiculous rule that books a player for celebrating a 1-0 win from
at 88th minute goal is a nonsense.
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End of three days of golf. Maybe a bit too much sun over the last three
days. Alpine is a lovely course and I always enjoy Lam Lukka. Played at
Kiartti Thannee today. It is rather flat and dull be comparison.
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It is Loy Krathong. Maybe the nicest Thai festival. But I am at home
with nothing to do except tv and my web site, no one to see and no one to
talk to. The people I care about seem a very, very long way away.
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Emirates watch:
The airline will use the giant aircraft in three configurations: 489
seats in three classes on long routes, such as Dubai-Sydney, 540 in three
classes on eight-hour routes, such as Dubai-London, and 644 seats on two
classes for routes to the Indian subcontinent.
2 November 2006
Sometimes the world begins
To set you up on your feet again
It wipes the tears from your eyes
How will you ever know
The way that circumstances go
Always gonna hit you by surprise
(Blue Rodeo - 5 days in May)
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It was a case of les misserables at the Emirates Stadium last night.
Playing some sublime football Arsenal looked awesome until the hard part -
scoring. Then they looked woeful.
Tomas "the Blank Engine" Rosinsky was imperious; he was also
responsible for one of the worst misses ever seen!
For the impartial observer it made for some great TV !
1 November 2006
Another month gone. Time to get motivated.
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A few friends and I made our annual appearance at the
British Chamber of Commerce backed quiz night at the Londoners pub last
night. And as before we finished around mid table. There are people there
who take these quizzes very seriously indeed.
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Meanwhile there was an interesting gathering over dinner
in Dubai last night. Oh to be a fly on the wall !
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Australian scientists yesterday unveiled three test tube
koala joeys. They also announced the intent to create the world's
first koala sperm bank.
Now I know how we create a human sperm bank. Send the
guy into a little room with a test tube and a porn video on the tv. No I
have never done it. But how do you start a koala sperm bank?
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The riots in Oaxaca, Mexico come as no great surprise.
It is the only place that I have felt in danger; and that was just in the
local street market. Lovely city; crazy people.
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Was watching the Watford vs Tottenham highlights from
last weekend. Watford were robbed. When you propping up the table the luck
does not work for you. Ashley Young's goal was clearly onside. The
linesman blew the call. And the result was a 0-0 draw. Another really bad
decision and it is one point and not three.
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I logged onto myspace.com for the first time in months -
this was the message waiting for me -
"Robert has 0 friends." That's a bit blunt !