James Lawton: Perhaps the best of the British soccer
writers previews the quarter finals.
Tournament takes flight with Fatherland's eagles
Published: 29 June 2006; The Independent.
Yes, it's true, the Netherlands essentially fashioned a riot, were
peevish and mean where their great predecessors generally behaved like a
mutinous crew even while playing football of spell-binding quality, the
Italians pulled a Machiavellian move dark even by their own standards,
and Thierry Henry besmirched the night when France reminded themselves
they were once the best in Europe and the world.
Yet there is still a way to measure the enduring quality of this 18th
World Cup which persuaded some of us even before the opening action that
it had the potential to rise above anything we had seen since Diego
Maradona 20 years ago invaded Mexico with as much single-minded purpose
as any conquistador.
The litmus test is to ask yourself to whom you would now most
willingly say goodbye when the quarter-finals are over.
Now no doubt the question is most challenging for those who remain
loyal to either England or Ukraine. These certainly are the teams who
have arrived at this point trailing least glory. Though Ukraine fought
hard after being dismantled by Spain in the opening game, their
round-of-16 match with Switzerland brought new nuances of tedium. That
the Swiss lacked the poise to convert a single shoot-out penalty made
its own bleak commentary on all that had gone on before, but then when
you think of the convulsions that have shook their country in recent
years you are bound to give at least a little sigh when the Ukrainians
succumb, as they surely will, to the machinations and brilliant defence
of Italy, in this department way out in front of all their tournament
rivals. But then Ukraine do have impressive spirit - and Andrei
Shevchenko.
So far England have played just one half of reasonably coherent
football. Their squad selection is increasingly a bad joke. Their
tactical pattern is unfathomable. But then how do you easily say
farewell to players of the quality of Wayne Rooney, Steven Gerrard, the
currently demoralised Frank Lampard and Ashley Cole, who has performed
the formidable trick of playing himself into form under the greatest
pressure any professional footballer can experience?
Rooney would be the most killing loss. Even as he fights for fitness,
and operates in a team that sometimes suggest they have been told to go
out to play a version of blind man's bluff, he carries the most
extraordinary promise every time he touches the ball. It is the blinding
hint that, for all his difficulties, including thus far a lack of
intelligent service, he is capable of anything.
But then here we are still talking about possibilities. In Berlin
tomorrow the choice is between two sets of already formidable
achievement.
Germany have grown before our eyes, especially the striking pair of
Miroslav Klose and Lukas Podolski. Not so long ago, when it was still
fashionable to disparage Jürgen Klinsmann's team, the front two were
sometimes sneered at as scurrying, "Polish rats". Now everyone agrees
they are authentic eagles of the Fatherland. The consensus was reached,
thunderously, when they combined to destroy Sweden in just a few minutes
the other day. Klose is the craftsman, a pro to his toes. Podolski is
the young runner, hugely emboldened by the idea that he is halfway to
being a national hero of the ages.
It is cruel that Germany may be denied the chance to discover
destiny's hand on the last day of the tournament. However, if they are
to fall in crushing anti-climax in Berlin's magnificently renovated
Olympic stadium tomorrow, no one has a better right to administer their
fate than Argentina. Germany have hosted the World Cup brilliantly, but
it is Argentina who have furnished it with the most extravagant skill.
Though it is bewildering to note the reluctance of the Argentina
coach, Jose Pekerman, to give the breathtaking Lionel Messi more than
cameo roles, and even that some say it is a straight choice between the
playmaker Juan Roman Riquelme and arguably the most arresting pure
attacker since the days of George Best, there is no way to minimise the
impact of Argentina.
Then, hauntingly, there are Brazil and France, a replay of the 1998
final and the possibility that, second time around, we could have the
sublime duel that dwindled the moment we heard at the Stade de France
that the young Ronaldo was suffering something close to a nervous
breakdown. It turned out to be Zinedine Zidane's day and it is beguiling
to think that, eight years on, it could be his again.
In France's opening game against Switzerland, a low key goalless
draw, some said they had seen Zidane's officially assumed status as a
football relic.
They said it was tragic to see him struggling through the motions.
Not everyone agreed, and for those who said so, who saw in his work
traces of the old brilliance, and a genuine attempt to impose himself on
the action, there was a beautiful satisfaction when he allied himself so
skilfully with the thrusting young French idol Franck Ribéry in what
some saw as the shocking defeat of Spain.
Spain had encouraged our hopes, but they tend to do that every four
years. In the end the Spanish fault line was plain enough. Their defence
was too deeply flawed to maintain an authentic challenge.
Brazil? They were the sleeping representatives of football genius in
the early going. Now they are at least half-awake and Ronaldo is as near
to being half fit as he is ever again likely to be. However, as a
predator he is proving that, as in boxing, it is a true striker's "shot"
that is last to go. Ronaldinho is also at last stirring to his
responsibilities as the world's most talented footballer. Those who have
backed Brazil, as a recurring romantic gesture, have no reason yet to
panic.
When you mark down the names of the survivors you are drawing a plan
of wall-to-wall intrigue. Four years ago the last eight included teams
like Turkey, the United States, Senegal and South Korea. Even allowing
for some brilliant coaching, it was not a roll call of football
excellence. It is different now.
Here, without doubt, are still the makings of a truly great World
Cup.
28 June 2006
Brazil got a little lucky - one goal seemed well offside and Ghana could
not take their chances.....and the Spanish as always continue to
under-perform.
Lots of protests from Africa - but in the end did Ghana score a goal?
And other than one header they did not look likely to score either !
So the quarter finals are:
Germany v Argentina
Italy v Ukraine
England v Portugal
France v Brazil
27 June 2006
One piece of good news - no more "Aussie Aussie Aussie oi oi oi" - which
is almost as bad as you-ess-eh.
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Interesting. In Thailand we are all complaining that all we receive is
the Thai language commentary.
On ESPN tonight there were complaints about how poor the English
language commentary is. And they are right - it is poor.
How it works is FIFA provides what is called the World Feed.
Broadcasters can take this if they are not using their own commentary
team. The World Feed is in English with only a single commentator at each
game. There is no expert analysis or colour commentary.
In between describing the game John Helm, the commentator, was telling
is what a nice journey he had enjoyed by train.....
27 June 2006
(just)
Poor old Aussieland - welcome to the joys of international
football. This is how the Guardian wrote up the last minute of the game
that just finished....."No sooner had the ball hit the back of the net
than the referee blew the final whistle. What a sensational finish to the
game. Lucas Neill looks gobsmacked - it was a soft enough penalty. Grosso
was dribbling in from the left, Neill foolishly committed himself to the
tackle and the Italian committed himself to falling over in as extravagant
a fashion as possible. The referee had no hesitation in pointing to the
spot. Going so close only to be shafted by a last-minute Italian
winner..."
It is never over until its over. Italy had played most of the second
half with 10 men and had struggled. But the game looked set for extra time
and with neither team looking like scoring penalties would have been a
fair bet.
The trouble is that in this world cup the referees are becoming the
story - not the teams - and that is wrong.
26 June 2006
There has been some terrific attacking football in this World Cup. None of
it was on show last night. England beat Equador 1-0 with a goal from a
Beckham free kick. The game was almost entirely played out in the middle
third of the pitch. Dull.
Meanwhile my tip to win, the Netherlands, lost 0-1 to Portugal. I did
not see the game but there appears to have been very little football
played. Plenty of drama but little to commend. Here is the Guardian's
description:
"An evening of mayhem and spite, sometimes synchronised cheating and
complaining - and one goal - ended with nine men against nine men, 16
additional bookings, no handshake between the distinguished managers Luiz
Felipe Scolari and Marco van Basten, at least on the pitch, and Portugal
in the quarter-final against England in Gelsenkirchen on Saturday
afternoon. It was a night when a lot of people forgot a lot of things, not
least how to behave but also that the logo of this tournament is A Time To
Make Friends."
Beware Figo; he is getting so old that he seems to fall over even more
readily now. This is a man who really does think that the football pitch
is a stage.
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Globalisation - sitting in an Australian owned bar in Bangkok,
Thailand, watching England play Equador, delivered via a Satellite from
Africa; so that the half time advertisements are for Nigerian banks and
Kenya Airways. Very strange.
25 June 2006
What the best painted football fans are not wearing ! Brings a whole new
meaning to football strips!

24 June 2006
So at last the World Cup proper begins. The sideshow is over. In 1966
there were only 16 teams. There are now 32 to bring in teams from Africa
and Asia and even the Yanks. But these teams will not win anything; not in
my lifetime.
48 games gone; 15 that matter left; and a silly third place play off
that no one will remember.
So how were my predictions? Well I got 13 teams right; it is an early
goodbye to Poland, the Czechs (who were awful) and Croatia. And a big
welcome to Equador, Ghana and Australia. This is good as it keeps the
world cup global with interest from Asia, South America and Africa.
Precict:
Real:
GERMANYvsSWEDEN
Correct
NETHvsMEXICO
Netherlands v Portugal
ITALYvsCROATIA
Italy v Australia
FRANCEvsUKRAINE
France Spain
ENGLANDvsPOLAND
England v Equador
ARGENTINAvsPORTUGAL Argentina v Mexico
BRAZILvsCZECH
Brazil v Ghana
SWISSvsSPAIN
Swiss v Ukraine
So what next:
Germany vs Argentina
Italy vs Switzerland
England vs Netherlands
Brazil vs Spain
Semis: Argentina vs Switzerland and
Netherlands vs Brazil. And I still get to my Argentina vs Netherlands
final!
Switzerland have done well; their win over the Koreans was a strong
result.
23 June 2006
Soccer-mad monks hit for missing
alms-giving

Local villagers have complained that
monks and novices in this northern province have been watching World Cup
matches throughout the night, causing them to skip their morning walk to
beg for alms.
A woman who asked that her name be withheld said she and her family
had prepared food to give to monks at a temple on the occasion of her
birthday.
However, at the temple she found a sign saying the abbot was not in.
So she gave alms to a monk who told her that most monks had been
watching all the World Cup matches and were too exhausted to wake up next
morning.
When she was about to leave the temple, she saw the abbot and some
other bleary-eyed monks stumbling from the residence where the sign
declared that the abbot was not in.
Wallop Namwongprom, a member of a monks' administration committee, said
it was not against the rules for monks to watch football.
"But their viewing TV will be considered against the rules if it
affects their morning activities," he said.
It would surely be considered a serious violation if they were involved
in gambling, he said.
"We beg senior monks to act properly and warn their juniors to refrain
from any improper activities concerning the World Cup," he said.
Meanwhile, Phra Kru Sophonkaweewat, deputy abbot of Jedee Lung Wiharn
Temple in Chiang Mai, said the temple has a school and a university for
monks under its jurisdiction, attended by some 700 ordained students.
"We have issued strict regulations for the student monks during the
World Cup," he said.
"We allow them to watch some matches but they are prohibited from
watching all of them and engaging in noisy cheering.
"And no gambling is allowed," he said.
If anyone violates the rules or excessive TV viewing affects their
studies, the maximum penalty is dismissal, he said.
The Nation
Chiang Mai
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Well done Australia. They beat Japan and drew with Croatia and survived
being refereed by teh awful Markus Merk and the even worse Graham Poll.
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ENGLISH ref Graham Poll may have blown his
chances of taking any further part in the World Cup after a series of
bungles.
Poll showed Josip Simunic three yellow cards before
sending him off and missed two clear penalties, a wrestling foul and a
second and clear handball.
His conduct and performance will now be investigated by
FIFA who may decide not to give him any further assignments in Germany
2006.
He was extremely poor.
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Was last night the death of soccer/football in the USA.
Around the world hundreds of thousands of people watch the games on the
streets; even in the middle of the night in Korea and Japan.
In the USA about fifty people gather to watch the big
screen in Time Square.
Time also for a change of coach. Arena has so far
managed to blame everyone but himself.
23 June 2006
It may only be a game but there is something wonderfully symbolic about
the USA being beaten by Ghana. The world's richest nation beaten by one of
the world's poorest. The whole of Africa and much of the rest of the world
celebrates. And frankly the USA have been feeble throughout the
tournament.
The USA must rank as the most patronised and, possibly disliked, side
in the World Cup.
Ghana looked a capable team and quite at home with forceful tackles and
time wasting to preserve their lead. Sadly influential midfielder. Essien
will miss the quarter final after a second booking. German referee Markus
Merk was officious and card-happy. The Ghana penalty to go 2-1 ahead was
very doubtful. Ghana will meet Brazil in the last 16 unless Brazil fall to
a sensationally heavy defeat to Japan.
The Guardian Blog on the fussing Mr. Merk; There is even a suggestion
that Merk was helping FIFA to ensure that Africa is represented in the
last 16. Consciously or not there may be some truth to that.
"Something needs to be done about incompetent referees. Seriously, a
rebuke from some bureaucrat is nowhere near severe enough for an
infuriating official such as Markus Merk, who today deformed a potentially
beautiful Group D clash between Ghana and USA. But of course, Merk won't
even be rebuked: his pernickety, at times perverse performance will in
fact be praised by Fifa blazers. Which is outrageous because if the German
dentist took the same approach to his first trade as he does to his
refereeing, then his hometown would be teeming with gummy youths who had
their teeth wrenched out during dinner for getting food on them.
Merk, who drew the ire of Australian players in his previous match
at this tournament by allegedly jeering them over their defeat to Brazil,
today booked Michael Essien in the first few minutes for a tackle that was
about as dangerous as Bob the Builder. Moments later, he cautioned Eddie
Lewis for not spontaneously amputating his hand, which was the only way he
could have prevented the ball making contact with it after it was smashed
straight at him. Two minutes into time added on for fussiness, Merk
awarded Ghana a penalty after Oguchi Onyewu refused to step aside to allow
Razak Pimpong to control the ball and score. It was an absurd decision,
one that could only have been made by a referee whose vision is warped by
a determination to be centre-stage.
The upshot was the players became nervous and uncertain, knowing
that at any moment they could be penalised for running too fast or kicking
the ball with excessive force. John Pantsil dared to try something special
in the 58th minute, but instead of admiring the defender's acrobatic
overhead kick, Merk punished him for raising his feet too high.
Watching a match with Merk in charge - or, for that matter, one run
by equally annoying Englishman Graham Poll - is like going to the cinema
and finding yourself sat behind a gigantic fool who spends the film
guffawing inappropriately and farting most pungently. But at least the
theatre-owners don't invite that offender back and pay for him to have the
most prominent seat in the house. Fifa, on the other hand, are no doubt
planning to unleash Merk and Poll several more times throughout this World
Cup, possibly even in the final."
22 June 2006
Come on England !!!

21 June 2006
So England stumbled to a 2-2 draw with Sweden. A strange game with some
interesting messages. Owen, injured after a minute, may be out ofr the
rest of the tournament. But instead of giving Theo Walcott a match, the
coach brought on the gangling Crouch who is simply not good enough at this
level.
Joe Cole scored a great solo goal. Owen Hargreaves was just what
England needed as a ball winning midfielder. Campbell, on for the injured
Ferdinand was horrible. And Beckham was invisible. Carrick for Beckham?
Terry as captain. Eriksson's loyalty to certain players is hurting this
team.
Now maybe England will be forced to play 4-5-1 and that should at last
play to England's strengths.
20 June 2006
One helpful observation from the USA: What do NASCAR
fans and soccer fans have in common? More of them should keep their shirts
on.
All those chants at the US Golf Open - "Get
in the Goal" don't seem to be a great help to the US team and must have
distracted the hapless Mickelson (such a shame - not!).
19 June 2006
The world cup coverage on Thai Tv is getting plenty of well deserved
abuse. The coverage is only in Thai which is fine. But I put the Tv on
with the Thai commentary and then come and play on my pc. I cant see the
TV from here.
But I assume I will know when there is an incident on a goal by the
hint of excitement in the commentators voice - but there is no change in
tone - they may as well be reading the weather forecast - and because the
commentary is from a Bangkok studio the crowd noise is hardly noticeable.
So Switzerland scored twice and the commentators were probably reading
promotional advertising.
Then there is half time; a full 8 minutes of advertising. And then the
two talking heads appear. They are separated by a TCL laptop. The trouble
is there appears to be no power to the laptop and neither of the
presenters has ever dared to touch the computer ! And they look totally
bored by the whole event.
15 June 2006
Truly scary! Bambi on ice!

Good news. No goals conceded. Bad news. England look like Bolton but
without the talent or the energy.
13 June 2006
Durex company has produced a range of World Cup condoms in three varieties
(England, Germany and Brazil).
There must be some jokes there ! Clearly anything that maximises
England's performance must be a good thing.
The German condoms come in different flavours; bratwurst or sauerkraut.
The Brazilian Condom is likely to be on the subs bench for the entire
match!
11 June 2006
Health Special
This little gem of benevolent thinking comes to
you care of the Hong Kong Government:
Health tips for the World Cup fans
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Soccer fans are reminded to stay health-conscious while watching
World Cup games, which kick off tomorrow.
A spokesman for the Department of Health said today (June 8) that
even though delicious snacks such as potato chips and fried food as well
as alcoholic beverages could add festivity to the World Cup, it is
important to maintain healthy eating, avoid tobacco or excessive alcohol,
and get enough sleep.
"Insufficient sleep can lower your immunity and make you prone to
illnesses. It will also affect your work performance and subject you to
higher risks of accidents and injury," he said.
The following are some tips for soccer fans to keep healthy while
watching this international event:
Snack smartly:
* Snack only when you are hungry. Do not snack for the sake of snacking.
* Avoid fatty and sugary snacks such as potato chips, candy bars and
buttered popcorn.
* Choose items such as fresh/dried fruits/vegetables/vegetable juices
without added sugar.
* Drink plenty of water or plain tea (without added sugar).
Drink sensibly:
* Avoid excessive alcohol. Drinking large quantities of alcohol is harmful
to health. Know your drink and its alcohol level.
* Sip your drink slowly and do not gulp. Don't get into rounds.
* Never drink and drive. Use public transport.
* Have a trusted person bring you home if you should become drunk.
Stay away from tobacco:
* Both active and passive smoking are hazardous to your health.
* Offer co-watchers some healthy snacks and drinks if they are about to
light a cigarette.
Don't forget:
* Ensure good ventilation of the venue.
* Stretch and move around while watching the matches.
* Sit properly while watching the soccer match to avoid muscle aches
afterwards.
* Make sure you have enough sleep. Insufficient sleep can lower your
immunity and make you more prone to illnesses; affect your working
performance and may make you prone to accidents and injury.
* Watching soccer matches is not enough. Do some exercise yourself.
* Strike a balance between watching matches and fulfilling your social
commitments.
Members of the public can call the health education hotline 2833 0111
or visit the Central Health Education Unit's website
http://www.cheu.gov.hk
for related information.
Ends/Thursday, June 8, 2006
Issued at HKT 11:04
11 June 2006
England were horrible. But a win is a win; even if it needed an early own
goal to win it. Lampard worked hard in the second half. Joe Cole and (I
hate to say this) Crouch showed real effort. No one else turned up.
Shaka Hislop - immense for 10 man Trinidad as they held Sweden 0-0.
Group B is poor.
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And here is some more class from the England team: good effort by BA!!
Spoiled brats !!
Lampard partner removed from flight
Press Association
Saturday June 10, 2006 10:18 PM
The partner of England football star Frank Lampard was kicked off a
World Cup flight when she threw a tantrum on the Tarmac, British Airways
said.
Elen Rives, 28, swore at plane staff when she was told at Heathrow she
had too much hand luggage to take in the Club Class cabin to Stuttgart,
Germany.
The Spaniard refused to allow her belongings, including a push chair,
to be put in the aircraft's hold as an alternative.
An airline source said: "Staff tried to reason with her but without
success, so the decision was made to take her off the flight.
"She was being very aggressive and disruptive."
Following her dismissal, Ms Rives was later allowed on an evening
flight after calming down and apologising.
Her partner, 27-year-old Chelsea midfielder Lampard, faces Paraguay in
England's first World Cup fixture.
A BA spokeswoman said: "Frank's partner was yellow-carded after she
tried to board a plane with too much hand luggage and would not play ball
with suggested alternatives.
"But we made sure she jetted away on time to see Frank play Paraguay."
9 June 2006
It is the Battle of Wounded Foot. Imagine the language that was used:
"Ferguson voiced his misgivings in the strongest possible terms during a
series of fractious top-level telephone calls to, among others, the FA
executive director David Davies."
Mr. Ferguson does not want his boy Rooney to play in the world cup;
protecting his broken foot so that he is fit for the start of next season.
The World Cup must be every player's dream. It is held every four
years. It's like taking a kid to a candy store and saying none for you.
There is no love lost between Eriksson and Ferguson. England believe
the United manager has been guilty from the start of exaggerating the
seriousness of Rooney's broken foot, and has misled the public with the
depth of his pessimism. England have always been confident that Rooney
would heal in time and greeted each negative interjection from Ferguson
with angry bemusement.
The risk is that Rooney's toe break again and a rash of lawyers pour
off the substitutes' bench.
Rooney cost Man U a cool £27m. If he is not available at the start of
next season expect United to pursue the matter in court. United are
clearly making sure that if anything happens it will be down to England
acting contrary to United's wishes.
Honestly, bollocks to Ferguson. He is Scottish, he is managing a side
that is now American owned and he has never managed an international side
and unlike 40 million other folk he probably does not care how well
England do. He is charmless and well past his sell by date.
5 June 2006
There are many reasons not to love the England team heading to the World
Cup. This is a real love hate affair. I would love to see England do well
but this is an English team utterly lacking in charm or goodwill.
Rio Ferdinand sets a leading example by failing to piss in a pot
despite being reminded of his drugs test half an hour before he should
have attended it. Instead, he sauntered off on a shopping trip, looking
for another pair of ripped jeans or a dubious hair cut.
John Terry and his Chelsea team-mate, Frank Lampard, enjoyed abusing
American tourists in a hotel lounge immediately after 9-11. That was
classy.
Wayne Rooney is gifted except with his mouth. This is a lad who told
the England bench to 'fuck off' after being withdrawn (for his own sake)
from a friendly in Madrid.
He is only 20; yet has signed a five-book deal, to reveal his innermost
thoughts. Perhaps he will tell us why he tore off a black armband on that
shameful night, worn in honour of Emlyn Hughes, a former England captain,
and flung it to the ground.
Otherwise it will be five very short books with a lot of pictures.
David Beckham has been sent off twice in an England shirt for acts of
petulance, yet is retained as captain by the manager, Sven-Goran Eriksson.
Why?
The Beckhams' lifestyle is beyond parody. He has all the fame that he
wanted; but at a cost.
There are other alleged tales. The player who casually handed a cabbie
£1,000 for a journey back to Manchester after a night's carousing in
London; the one who told a police officer who was warning him about
his drunken behaviour: 'The youth of today look up to people like me.'
It is this lack of class, of goodwill, of humility, that is so
depressing. Patrick Barclay wrote in a recent essay: 'It's time football
declared itself bankrupt, morally bankrupt.'
It wont happen; you cannot be bankrupt when there is too much money
sloshing about.
The English fans will presumably terrify some of the good people of
Germany. As they have most of the rest of Europe. Why is it that
rugby supporters (of both codes) can enjoy a day out without brawling.
There has never been and never will be segregation at rugby matches.
The English football fan, when surrounded by hundreds of his kin,
remains a national embarrassment. The German police have announced that
they will not tolerate Nazi salutes or offensive songs during the World
Cup? Good luck to them.
The trouble is that football brings out the worst in the English.
Meanwhile cricket and rugby, sports that reveal more about human
character, tend to bring out the best. It is a massive pleasure to
watch Flintoff and Vaughan and Strauss and Cook and Hoggard battle away.
They interview with dignity. They recognise the talents of their
competitors. You only have to recall the scenes form last year with Warne
and Pieterson to see that great rivalries can produce great friendships.
So, yes I will be supporting England; but honestly I dont want to see
them do well. A little humility is needed. The game is greater than they
are.
26 May 2006
The start of a new blog of things that vaguely amuse me that may or may
not be related to the world cup.
The fitness of England's Wayne Rooney is clearly a concern.
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