Death in the family (This is not my joke !!!)


This man had great tickets for the World Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes over and asks if anyone is using the empty seat next to him.

"No," he says. "The seat is empty."

"That's incredible!" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the World Cup Final - the greatest sporting event in the world - and not use it?"

He says, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she died two days ago. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been to together since we got married."

"Oh . . . I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. But couldn't you find someone else - a friend or relative, or even a neighbour to take the seat?"

The man shakes his head. "No they're all at the funeral."