30
March 2004
Xinhua (that bastion of truth and fairness) reports that Hong Kong film
star Jackie Chan said Sunday that Taiwan's recent "presidential election"
was "the biggest joke in the world."
"People will talk about it for 100 years," Chan said at a news
conference in Shanghai. "It was a shame. Not so good to look at. I was
very upset and couldn't fall asleep." Chan's comments were aired on
Taiwanese television.
Jackie - democracy is not a joke. It is a great privilege and one that
many of your fellow Hong Kong citizens aspire to.
And if you really want to know what was the biggest joke in the world -
go and watch "Tuxedo".
Latest slogan from Thailand's
PR people - "Thailand - Detroit of Asia." Anyone who has ever been to
Detroit will know that this is not something to be proud of! The best
thing about Detroit - the tunnel out of it into Windsor, Canada.
Things are getting tough for
the PM. He has had to send his youngest daughter out to work in a local
McDonalds. Her salary - Baht 23.75 an hour! And she had to serve her Dad.
Made a change from eating chicken.
Peter Ustinov died yesterday
aged 82. One of those people who everyone regarded as a truly good, decent
guy. As he reminded people "Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a
tender look which becomes a habit"
29
March 2004
An interesting mix of news over
the weekend. NASA's successful test of a scram jet could see commercial
flights taking 2 hours from Sydney to New York in say 50 years time. How
that would change the world (maybe too much!). Work in Manhattan and have
a weekend home in Bondi !
The bombing in the south of
Thailand may be a sign of things to come. It may not be so long before the
targets move to Bangkok. SO far the unrest has been very localised to the
south of the country. How long can this continue.
Thai mothers produce great
golfers. First Tiger Woods and now the 17 year old Thai Korean prodigy,
Aree Song, on the US Women's Tour.
Canada beat Fiji at the Hong
Kong Sevens; with England beating Argentina to retain the title.
And to keep us all on our best
behaviour in BKK the Culture Ministry is keeping a watchful eye on the
models/presenters at the Bangkok International Motor Show which runs until
4 April. The Culture Minister said that "We have received a number of
complaints about some scantily-clad girls and we have set up a center to
monitor what is happening."
Everyone knows that boys do not
go to the motor show to look at the cars !!!
The disappearance of Somchai
Pheelaphaijit continues to make news. This leading Thai - Muslim activist
disappeared on 12 March. His disappearance has not been explained.
24
March 2004
Thai AIr is now sponsoring the
broadcast of CNN's Today programme in Thailand, under the tag line -
Opening Up the Silken Skies.
What on earth does that mean !?
23
March 2004
There was something profoundly
disturbing about watching a gloating Israeli Prime Minister telling his
people that a helicopter gunship had murdered a cleric in a wheelchair.
22
March 2004
Golf report; two days of golf
at the weekend - at Muang Kaew and at Kiarti Thanee: my golf is not
consistent enough to win anything; but I can confirm that even when it is
cloudy sun screen is a must ! I also strongly recommend more than three
hours sleep before golf.
19
March 2004
I did a day trip to Udon Thani
yesterday. Everyone should take time away from Bangkok to see provincial
Thailand. Udon Thani is 562 kms from Bangkok heading to the North East. It
is close to the Thailand/Laos DPR border formed by the Mekong River.
At this time of year the city
is hot dry and dusty. Not yet as humid as Bangkok but badly in need of
some decent rain.
It has the feel of an old
frontier town. Perhaps once more prosperous than it is now!
Udon Thani was huge in the
Vietnam war with some 50,000 US troops and air force based there. The city thrived as a major U.S. air base during the
Vietnam War and a strong American presence remains there, including the
Voice of America transmitter for all of Southeast Asia. It also functions
as a trading and communications center for northern Issan.
The air base at Udon Thani was very heavily involved in the C.I.A.'s
secret war in Laos (1964-75) (Agent
Orange in Laos and Cambodia: Documentary Evidence) in which untold
thousands died. This area along the Mekong, together with Vientiane
itself, forms part of the background to parts of John Le Carre's spy
novel, "The Honourable Schoolboy."
16
March 2004
One of my better friends tells
me that I think too much. Alain de Botton has christened this as status
anxiety. It is the subject of a book and a TV series and an article in the
Guardian that is on this website (Today's news).
But my friend is right - it is
actually thinking too much that is hazardous to your health.
Another Guardian feature
writer, Andrew Anthony, summed this up so well when he said:
"I have lived for many years quite happily with my unnamed status
anxiety, which is to say the usual healthy cocktail of bitterness, envy
and resentment. There were no sleepless nights, no long journeys into the
depths of my tortured soul. I just did what everyone else does. I bitched
and moaned about how useless everyone else was and how, if there were any
justice in the world, I would be paid more than them and have a better
haircut.
But now I lie awake worrying about if I'm worrying enough about my life
and career. Surely, I think, if I was serious about myself I would be in a
proper state of anxiety which I could then address by reading De Botton's
book and watching his TV programme. That's status anxiety anxiety. But
don't worry if you haven't got it."
Doctor, doctor; I think I have status anxiety anxiety.
There are only two good cures - get laid or take out the big dog and
belt 200 golf balls as hard as you can!
8
March 2004
Golf
report; 86 net 71 on Saturday. Not good enough to win anything but
concentrated better than usual and avoided the big ugly blow outs that
usually blight my medal rounds !
Travel report: Air Asia release its
April and May flights and fares. How about flying from BKK to Phuket for
Baht 299 (yes that is less than US$8) on the Thursday evening before
Easter. Now it costs Baht 999 to come back but even with taxes the round
trip fare is less than US$40 for Easter weekend. I have even given you the
web site link. Baht 499 one way to Singapore is another outstanding fare
!!!
3
March 2004
I
actually have an official golf handicap. First time I have had a proper
handicap since I was 18. I was never a member anywhere long enough or got
too distracted by other things so never put in enough score cards. So
officially I am playing off 15 ! This has to improve.....
3
March 2004
I
have had two weeks of grief trying to publish this web site. The US host
that I use has been having countless problems with its Microsoft Frontpage
extensions which are critical to loading pages that are written using the
Frontpage software.
Patience, gentle reader !